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East Coast Hustle

#60
January 14, 2008, 03:00:27 AM
candlepin bowling is for people with weak wrists.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

FnordJunkie

#61
January 14, 2008, 07:08:22 AM
According to the ancient "Honest Scroll Of Lies" Chapter 23 Verse 5: On the 50th Anniversary of Discordia all documentation must be burned...that which never existed still does not exist...unless you want it to exist and fear fire...

Signed,
Seth Phoenix V
Pope of the Endangered Danger Cabal of the Reluctant Messiah

Jasper

#62
January 14, 2008, 07:27:51 AM
How about we just burn (delete) all the documentation written in the traditional Discordian writing style?

barumunk

#63
January 14, 2008, 09:38:17 AM
aw   :x   but its so silly, how could you delete something so silly... thats like kicking a puppy in the face


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Triple Zero

#64
January 14, 2008, 11:42:34 AM
Quote from: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 09:38:17 AM
aw   :x   but its so silly, how could you delete something so silly... thats like kicking a puppy in the face

:|

Quote from: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 09:38:17 AM
aw   :x   but its so silly, how could you delete something so silly... thats like kicking a puppy in the face

:)

Quote from: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 09:38:17 AM
thats like kicking a puppy in the face

:D

Quote from: barumunk on January 14, 2008, 09:38:17 AM
kicking a puppy in the face

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
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:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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barumunk

#65
January 14, 2008, 12:04:53 PM
 :eek:


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

poo3poo3

#66
January 14, 2008, 12:34:55 PM
... so i went out to this awesome new club this weekend and got super drunk!

barumunk

#67
January 14, 2008, 12:38:12 PM
i hope you get drunk and die at the coolest club on earth :D ehehehehehee :D  :fnord:


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

AFK

#68
January 14, 2008, 02:28:09 PM
Quote from: FnordJunkie on January 14, 2008, 07:08:22 AM
According to the ancient "Honest Scroll Of Lies" Chapter 23 Verse 5: On the 50th Anniversary of Discordia all documentation must be burned...that which never existed still does not exist...unless you want it to exist and fear fire...

Signed,
Seth Phoenix V
Pope of the Endangered Danger Cabal of the Reluctant Messiah


Yeah, sure, try selling that one to the DMV. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

stromcrow

#69
January 15, 2008, 12:31:04 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 09, 2008, 01:37:10 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 07, 2008, 05:49:00 PM
Candlepin, or GTFO.
tenpin or GTFO
ninepin classic or GTFO




Oh, I forgot, it's forbidden in the US.

Bharlion

#70
February 14, 2008, 12:15:33 AM
We could always do what we do every night. Talk about other peoples conspiracies to take over the world at the bowling alley? I don't know about you but nothing satisfies me after a long day at the puppy kicking mill than kicking back and going bowling with my skin head buddies.
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

AFK

#71
February 14, 2008, 02:48:36 PM
that's outlandish. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

barumunk

#72
February 14, 2008, 02:50:47 PM


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Jasper

#73
February 14, 2008, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: barumunk on February 14, 2008, 02:50:47 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2008, 02:48:36 PM
that's outlandish. 

to say the least.

The mere idea!  My response to such zanyness is to be swept away on a phantasmagoric mind trip, where I meet Eris and she enlightens me with yet more absurdisms!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#74
February 14, 2008, 08:39:57 PM
There certainly is nothing that proves zaniness than making multitudes of out-of-context references to other people's zany ideas!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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