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ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS

Started by Kimmy Gibbler, January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM

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Kimmy Gibbler

I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

TWENTY TWO!?! TWENTY TWO!??!

TWENTY = 5 Unique Letters  <---- Law of Fives
TWO = 2 additional unique letters and the word TWO has 3 letters in toto <--- Twenty Three enigma.


Remember, if you find 'the answer' its just because you stopped looking...  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Bharlion

I trust in the number 23. I trust my paranoia. They are actually out to get me. They are watching me. They are reading this. You didn't see me. I don't exist. I am just a ghost in the system who is waiting for the storm. Bless 23!
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

I hope they are, just for the disinformation shock it'd do them.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

"the law of fives becomes MORE apparent, the harder you look"

you just needed to look a bit harder, find that last lighter and call it a ZOMFG23PINEAL
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Clearly, someone has been pinching lighters from Izzo's room.  You should seek immediate revenge and justice.  And post pics or it didn't happen. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Xooxe

 :lol: Let them know which statues don't love them anymore.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

mortikanaan

Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad

!i!Kallisti!i


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Kimmy Gibbler

KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman