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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 12, 2008, 09:09:27 AM

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LMNO

Yeah, yeah, yeah.



It was only a matter of time before someone commented on the style, not the substance.

Cain

QuoteWhat's wrong with hardcore fisting?

Exactly, I don't see what's wrong with shemale midget incest/scat porn either...

Triple Zero

perverts

i only jack off to people whose wedding ring you can see, but the rest of them lying snugly below the blankets and they are PROCREATING!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Darth Cupcake

Quote from: triple zero on January 14, 2008, 09:05:45 PM
perverts

i only jack off to people whose wedding ring you can see, but the rest of them lying snugly below the blankets and they are PROCREATING!!

See, this is what living in an open, liberal country does to you! :eek:

I guess I should thank the Republicans for keeping my sex life interesting because HEY everything is taboo here!
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I dunno, if my S.O.S. was really into porn that was super violent/degrading/incestuous/bestial I might be a bit put off. What you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships. If it was for novelty/shock value it would be one thing, but if I found out my guy was intensely into realistic violent rape porn or dead animal porn I would be worried.

Fisting porn is kind of in the arena of anal porn or chix w/dix... maybe a little kinky, but not disturbing.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2008, 09:11:01 PMWhat you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships.

I could not possibly disagree more.

do you have ANY evidence to back up your claim?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mourning Star

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2008, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 14, 2008, 01:13:19 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2008, 12:51:17 PM
call me crazy, but I prefer that anything I stick in my own ass be rounded off.

Like a nice set of tapered beads...


that wasn't an invitation to strike up a conversation about sticking things in my ass.

Coulda fooled me...

East Coast Hustle

also...

aren't beads pretty much spherical by definition?

how could they be tapered and still be beads?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mourning Star

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2008, 10:22:33 PM
also...

aren't beads pretty much spherical by definition?

how could they be tapered and still be beads?

Tapered perhaps wasn't the right word...

Graduated...

genlty increasing in size from one bead to the next.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2008, 10:21:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2008, 09:11:01 PMWhat you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships.

I could not possibly disagree more.

do you have ANY evidence to back up your claim?

Let me qualify that statement with "in my experience".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2008, 10:22:33 PM
also...

aren't beads pretty much spherical by definition?

how could they be tapered and still be beads?
A bead can be a small round object, or a bead can be a decorative item with a hole in it for stringing. There are other definitions as well but those are the most relevant at the moment.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

so...if I drill a hole in a Toyota Camry and pass a string through that hole, that Camry could then be considered an ass-bead?

ECH,
seeing rule 34 in a whole new light
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

i dunno i'd say there is some kind of implicit size limit that differentiates between "hey fancy bead!" and "hey you got a piece of string on your car"

but nigel is presumably the expert in these matters.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Eve

ECH, if you can fit a Camry in your ass and successfully pull it out again, plz feel free to consider it an ass-bead.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

East Coast Hustle

I wasn't thinking of my own ass, but there is definitely an add going up on craigslist tonight:

m4w: looking for married republican ladies who secretly wish their husband would use assbeads on them
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"