No Hot Dog Buns!

[hooplala]

  HOOPLA HATE PUN!!! 

And its snowing here too so that doesn't work wif me.

[AFK]

Oh, well then I'll stop.

I need to go get an asprin or two. 

[Cramulus]

College cafeteria food sucks.



But one day, they started serving hot dogs - cheap - and had nacho sauce you could put on it. This is one of my weaknesses, so I went on an ALL HOT DOG DIET.

All week I ate nothing but hot dogs. On Thursday I was kind of sick and I couldn't eat anything. I recovered on Friday with a killer appetite. I went down to the dining hall and lo - there were five hot dogs left.

so I bought one, ate it, bought another one, ate it...

I knew it was my duty, but I didn't think I could cram down the fifth hot dog. With shaky hands, I went for it... and then... there were no hot dog buns left. NONE.

It was my fifth hot dog on a friday and Our Lady Eris, that bitch, was keeping me honest. I ate it anyway, sans hot dog bun. 



In accordance with the Law, I crapped five times that day.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

College cafeteria food sucks.



But one day, they started serving hot dogs - cheap - and had nacho sauce you could put on it. This is one of my weaknesses, so I went on an ALL HOT DOG DIET.

All week I ate nothing but hot dogs. On Thursday I was kind of sick and I couldn't eat anything. I recovered on Friday with a killer appetite. I went down to the dining hall and lo - there were five hot dogs left.

so I bought one, ate it, bought another one, ate it...

I knew it was my duty, but I didn't think I could cram down the fifth hot dog. With shaky hands, I went for it... and then... there were no hot dog buns left. NONE.

It was my fifth hot dog on a friday and Our Lady Eris, that bitch, was keeping me honest. I ate it anyway, sans hot dog bun. 



In accordance with the Law, I crapped five times that day.

I like this story.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I always took the 'no bun' issue to mean you were to eat the hot dogs beer battered and deep fried with attached onion rings.