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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Raising a Young Punster

Started by AFK, January 15, 2008, 03:00:57 PM

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Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Triple Zero

i kind of fear for the depths of punnery she will be able to wield when she grows up ...
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Darth Cupcake

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO


AFK

Of course the real question I'm grappling with is:

When to teach her the "Baby Seal walks into a club" joke.  Is 3 too young?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

I want to open a trendy night club called Club Baby Seal...
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

If you do let me know, I can be your opening act. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Here is WHN, The Younger's artistic rendition of yours truly. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

Quite a talented little artiste. That's good enough to go in the WOMP vault.



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