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Started by Cramulus, January 19, 2008, 05:23:11 PM

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Iason Ouabache

Found another bulletin board to put a poster up:



The original one is still up after 2 weeks.  I'm beginning to wonder if anyone has actually read it.  I know that at least a dozen people pass it every single day.  If that one gets taken down I'm definitely putting one of the Calvinball/Homeland Security posters in it's place.

I also, inadvertently, MF my wife.  I had forgotten that I put a poster up in our apt. building's laundry room. She texted me about it tonight and I acted like I had no idea how it got there.  :D
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Verbal Mike

In a few weeks, after more of my classmates know how to read the International Phonetic Alphabet, I plan to make posters with a phonetic transcription of the following, in German:
Linguists!
Freedom is a verb!

I will then hang this up in areas where we have classes.
Laffs shall ensue.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

dr retard

#362
no forbidding allowed.
http://knivmord.com/forbidden/forbidden.pdf

I´m guessing you dont have the same colors on those kind of signs as we have in sweden?
So here´s the pdf if anyone wants to make it unswedish.
http://knivmord.com/forbidden/forbidden.psd

Thinking of laminating a couple and put in policestation, church, courthouse etc.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


dr retard

No pants allowed
http://www.knivmord.com/forbidden/pants.pdf

Falling hammers
http://www.knivmord.com/forbidden/hammers.pdf

Check the psd file if you wanna change colors or such
it has also many more stupid symbols and shit.
http://www.knivmord.com/forbidden/forbidden.psd

tyrannosaurus vex

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Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Iason Ouabache

:mittens:  Fucking awesome, Vex.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Jasper


Golden Applesauce

:fuckmittens:

I'll be putting up a few of these...
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Verbal Mike

:aaa:
HOLY FUCK
THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME
:mittens:
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Cainad (dec.)



DAMN YUO, VEX! THAT MADE ME CREAM MY PANCE! :argh!:

Bu🤠ns

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and variations thereof
you can get the correct proportions here:

http://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/ser-shs_millennium_eng.htm

works VERY WELL for text based signs too...any suggestions?

just print and paste!!

LMNO


Jenne

That's so fucking yoinked.  RAH, vex!

Telarus

While I'm still kinda irked at the miscommunication that lead to Cram's disappointment @ the door @ EsoZone, we did manage to spread some postergasm goodness. Thanks for coming back on Sunday, Cramulus.



This was posted on the front door to EsoZone late Saturday evening.

By Sunday morning we had actually induced a 1st Circuit freakout (bio-survival panic) in one woman.

She apparently asked Johnny Brainwash (who was working the door) if it was a "real poster", to which he replied, "Of course it's a 'real poster'."

I'm pretty sure she got the joke later.

The crowd really liked the PosterGASM posters. Enough to start editing them on the walls.

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