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Started by Cramulus, January 19, 2008, 05:23:11 PM

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bringdownthesystem

Mail it on over Cram....mail away.

This really is the BEST GASM on the forums or elsewhere, of course I might be just a bit biased seeing as it first brought me here in...some...strange way, BUT, it does rock pretty hard. Speaking of which I must go post more soon.

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Daruko

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 14, 2008, 04:08:25 PM
good, because I'm printing out a fucking thick stack of postergasm today and I was hoping this would make it in.  :wink:

(a lot of it is being given to printer-impaired Discordians so they can play too)



(btw, if anyone wants some POSTERGASM stuff mailed their way, let me know)

YES please

Daruko

Quote from: Lysergic on May 14, 2008, 01:57:26 PM
More postergasm lulz

Done at my local university...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23636964@N07/2491357649/sizes/l/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23636964@N07/2492176720/

The x-tian who came to collect them read the signs and looked very puzzled for a minute...
was going to take pics but it was too late when he picked up the sign and left  :sad:

can't find the first one on wiki... is it on there?

Cramulus

If you'd like stuff mailed to you, PM me your address, and I'll see if I can sneak something out through my office's fedex account.

I promise I won't give it to TGRR.  :p


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: daruko on May 22, 2008, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 14, 2008, 01:57:26 PM
More postergasm lulz

Done at my local university...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23636964@N07/2491357649/sizes/l/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23636964@N07/2492176720/

The x-tian who came to collect them read the signs and looked very puzzled for a minute...
was going to take pics but it was too late when he picked up the sign and left  :sad:

can't find the first one on wiki... is it on there?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Zane_Edison

A small collection of PosterGASMs created by me. Print, post, repeat.  :fnord:

http://www.23ae.com/fileupload/postergasmsbyzaneedison.pdf
Someone stole my identity and I feel sorry for them.

A few PosterGASMs created by me.
http://www.23ae.com/fileupload/postergasmsbyzaneedison.pdf


Daruko

ugh... i thought all the NSFW images were gone...  :|

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: daruko on May 30, 2008, 05:40:36 PM
ugh... i thought all the NSFW images were gone...  :|

Nothing is as NSFW as your abomination of an avatar.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


That One Guy

OK, so I kind of passed over all the GASM stuff in my inability to keep up with every single freaking thread on this forum. While I'm not a big fan of hanging up flyers (I hated doing it with bands, people hardly ever go beyond reading then ignoring any of those and it conditioned me to look for alternative methods), but I DO like subtly palming stickers.

SO ... what do we have kicking around for 5161-format labels? I'd really like to have a couple "themes", one aimed more at students and one at non-students, that I can put up sneakily on the T or on various signs. Stickers being a bit more of a pain (and a bit more subtle) have more appeal to me as a delivery mechanism, especially ones that use the one-sentence meme-bomb style. So, any links? I'm lazy at work or I'd search around myself  :D
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cramulus


That One Guy

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Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 30, 2008, 07:59:08 PM
http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/cramulus/5160%20discordian%20labels.doc
http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/cramulus/moarlabels.doc

meme bombs and labels jacked from poee.co.uk and resized to be printed at 5160 size stickers.

Swote!

EDIT: Ooooh ... you know what I'm looking for in addition? A  :cn: sticker template - so, so many possibilities for that one. I have little to no photoshop/MSPaint skills, and a simple cut/paste of the emoticon image looks like ass, as does the "just type it" method. Anyone have anything like that already? Or do I have to actually do some work?
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cramulus

nah nothing like that yet. Open up the docs I posted in Word, and replace the sticker labels with the [citation needed].

That One Guy

Yeah, I did that, but it looks shitty. I'll have to work on it later and see if I can come up with something that doesn't look like crap. Oh well - I was hoping someone else did the legwork already and I could just leech off it  :mrgreen: Too bad, so sad - more work for me!
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Triple Zero

TOG : people have already been doing it, so i suppose templates are out there, you just need to look for them:

http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=%28citationgasm+OR+citationneeded%29&type=all
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