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Started by Cramulus, January 19, 2008, 05:23:11 PM

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Triple Zero

I saw one on the German autobahn last year, I was like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
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Quote from: Triple Zero on September 04, 2009, 09:36:53 AM
I saw one on the German autobahn last year, I was like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

Yeah I nearly drove off the road when I saw one - these fucking things are Dangerous . . . damn Bulgarians and their fucking FFSs



NB y'all realise that this means Eurospags have been blessed with Lady Eris's presence . . .
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Telarus

The task administered to the dead salmon in the fMRI machine involved completing an open-ended
mentalizing task. The deceased salmon was shown a series of photographs depicting human
individuals in social situations with a specified emotional valence. The salmon was
asked to determine what emotion the individual in the photo must have been
experiencing.

http://prefrontal.org/files/posters/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf

For added lulz, this is a real, documented scientific case study (designed to point out the uncertainty in our minds/tools, probably).

The point is, go look at it, it is MADE OF AWESOME. Now go POST IT EVERYWHERE.

(...on second thought, anyone want to shoop some erisiana on it first and re-host it? It deserves to be a genuine piece Discordian artifact.)

Then GO POST IT EVERYWHERE.
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Quote from: vexati0n on October 24, 2008, 11:23:20 PM

pdf link

Quote and BUMP.

Vex, what did you post, because the link is borked now?  I remember it was good, but not what it was.
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Quote from: Telarus on September 22, 2009, 08:16:12 AM
The task administered to the dead salmon in the fMRI machine involved completing an open-ended
mentalizing task. The deceased salmon was shown a series of photographs depicting human
individuals in social situations with a specified emotional valence. The salmon was
asked to determine what emotion the individual in the photo must have been
experiencing.

http://prefrontal.org/files/posters/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf

For added lulz, this is a real, documented scientific case study (designed to point out the uncertainty in our minds/tools, probably).

The point is, go look at it, it is MADE OF AWESOME. Now go POST IT EVERYWHERE.

(...on second thought, anyone want to shoop some erisiana on it first and re-host it? It deserves to be a genuine piece Discordian artifact.)

Then GO POST IT EVERYWHERE.

Holy crap, that's one of my favorite things I've ever seen!
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Nast

Quote from: Telarus on September 22, 2009, 08:16:12 AM
The task administered to the dead salmon in the fMRI machine involved completing an open-ended
mentalizing task. The deceased salmon was shown a series of photographs depicting human
individuals in social situations with a specified emotional valence. The salmon was
asked to determine what emotion the individual in the photo must have been
experiencing.

http://prefrontal.org/files/posters/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf

For added lulz, this is a real, documented scientific case study (designed to point out the uncertainty in our minds/tools, probably).

The point is, go look at it, it is MADE OF AWESOME. Now go POST IT EVERYWHERE.

(...on second thought, anyone want to shoop some erisiana on it first and re-host it? It deserves to be a genuine piece Discordian artifact.)

Then GO POST IT EVERYWHERE.

:lulz:

*gasp*

Amazing!
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Quote from: Telarus on September 22, 2009, 08:16:12 AM
The task administered to the dead salmon in the fMRI machine involved completing an open-ended
mentalizing task. The deceased salmon was shown a series of photographs depicting human
individuals in social situations with a specified emotional valence. The salmon was
asked to determine what emotion the individual in the photo must have been
experiencing.

http://prefrontal.org/files/posters/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf

For added lulz, this is a real, documented scientific case study (designed to point out the uncertainty in our minds/tools, probably).

The point is, go look at it, it is MADE OF AWESOME. Now go POST IT EVERYWHERE.

(...on second thought, anyone want to shoop some erisiana on it first and re-host it? It deserves to be a genuine piece Discordian artifact.)

Then GO POST IT EVERYWHERE.

It's just a reminder (albeit an extremely eloquent one) than you can't generate statistically significant information with a sample size of 1.  Good to know, but I don't see how it's a big deal?  We knew that already, right?

Then again, this is a country where a certain breakfast cereal, which shall go nameless, makes the claim that eating it during breakfast gives greater powers of concentration, even referring to it in commercials as a "focusizer" which is apparently a school supply of some kind.  They even have a scientific study with a control to back it up!  Unfortunately, the control was a group of children who did not eat breakfast at all.

God damn, but we need to start teaching the scientific method in elementary school.
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Telarus

Autumn posted this on Facebook: Cram got POSTERGASM on Urban Prankster:

http://urbanprankster.com/2009/12/security-notice/?awesm=fbshare.me_MIwq
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Cramulus

can we get the TwitterGASM cabal to RE-TWEET ME BACK?




Triple Zero

OK I RTed WHAT IASON TWEETED IS THAT GOOD?
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I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Cain


Rococo Modem Basilisk

http://namcub.accela-labs.com/stories/safety.zip

I went through and made a lot of memebomb safety-style posters. All except two have the anon icon, because it's suitably surreal (and probably will not be recognizable or linkable as out of context until after people have read the poster).


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Doktor Howl




Fucking glossy sticker paper.   :argh!:  Works great IRL, not so much on camera.
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Cramulus

duuuuude, those are cool!