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Started by Cain, January 24, 2008, 02:04:06 PM

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Reginald Ret

#15
March 17, 2008, 08:45:40 PM
heh i figured i could add something to that but i give up, and i can loan some discworld books to anyone living in the amsterdam area but i do want to know where you live then in case some revenge is needed  :evil: 

oh and hai i'm new, i already feel like i'm at home here with all those superiority complexes running rampant  :D

PS try reading the science of discworld as well.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Triple Zero

#16
March 17, 2008, 08:48:33 PM
another dutch! yay!

(one day, we'll outnumber the scots)
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#17
March 17, 2008, 09:17:39 PM
We'll nuke holland before we evar allow that to happen  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Reginald Ret

#18
March 21, 2008, 02:08:38 AM
you can't, all your missile base are belong to us.  :evil:

srsly you have no idea how easy it is to bribe guards with dutch cannabis.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Triple Zero

#19
March 25, 2008, 08:17:25 PM
wow that's a nice looking bud :D

where do you get those? :)

although, tbh, recently i have taken to just smoking light hashish*, most of the dutch strains of weed are so strong they don't really give me a pleasant high anymore.

* Ketama. although i realize that the same names are used in different cities to indicate totally different strengths of hash and/or weed. "afghaan" being a good example, very light easygoing stuff in the town where i did highschool, but one of the harder varieties where i'm studying now.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Reginald Ret

#20
March 26, 2008, 12:33:50 PM
not a clue where to get it, and i agree on the strength of dutch canabis, its getting ridiculous.
I'd say grow your own if possible.

i almost never smoke anything cuz i hate the feeling it gives my throat.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Payne

#21
March 29, 2008, 10:10:10 AM Last Edit: April 03, 2008, 02:22:14 AM by Payne
'Why is it Mr. Dibbler's films are set against the background of a world gone mad?' asked the dwarf.

Soll's eyes narrowed. 'Because Mr. Dibbler', he growled, 'is a very observant man.'

~~~Moving Pictures

EDIT: Cause I forgot an important word, and didn't notice until now.

Cain

#22
March 30, 2008, 02:13:06 PM
 :lulz:

Payne

#23
April 04, 2008, 05:31:06 PM
'Sometimes, you have to be kind to be cruel'

~Nanny Ogg, Wyrd Sisters.

LMNO

#24
April 18, 2008, 03:23:50 PM
"Down there," he said, "are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity.  All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness.  Not the really high, creative loathesomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul.  Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality.  They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.

-Guards! Guards!

Epimetheus

#25
April 25, 2008, 01:22:03 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 18, 2008, 03:23:50 PM
"Down there," he said, "are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity.  All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness.  Not the really high, creative loathesomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul.  Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality.  They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.

-Guards! Guards!

holy shit :mittens:
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Iason Ouabache

#26
May 29, 2008, 12:18:39 AM
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, [ie., everybody.] to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.  ~ Good Omens
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