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CHOOSE YUOR OWN ADVENTURE

Started by Cramulus, January 25, 2008, 07:46:57 PM

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which is it?

Turn to Page 35 and meet an adorable Leprechaun
3 (7.5%)
Turn to page 17 and get eaten by a giant snake
1 (2.5%)
Turn to page 3 and be shrunk to the size of a turd and live in turd town
4 (10%)
Turn to page 91 and learn Kung-Fu
17 (42.5%)
Turn to page 71 and discover the Hilarious Secret of Vampirism
15 (37.5%)

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Penumbral

#15
January 25, 2008, 10:11:14 PM

Cramulus

#16
January 26, 2008, 04:49:22 AM
 :lulz:




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if you like these, check out what SomethingAwful's similar project at http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/choose-your-own.php

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 26, 2008, 05:00:24 AM
merciful fuck, I am LOLing, and LOLing hard enough that Boots is making fun of me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
January 26, 2008, 05:07:17 AM
JESUSE BABY FUCKING CHRIST IN HEAVEN Cramulus, I read all of teh SA ones and now MY INSIDES HURT YUO BASTARD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#19
January 26, 2008, 05:31:41 AM
i think i just ripped one of my intestines

Idem

#20
January 27, 2008, 07:42:07 AM
i nearly shit myself.

Apikoros II

#21
January 27, 2008, 12:48:05 PM
Gen X ROOOOLZ!
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#22
January 28, 2008, 04:20:58 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on January 26, 2008, 05:31:41 AM
i think i just ripped one of my intestines

Drink some caulk to seal it, you'll be fine.

Cramulus

#23
January 28, 2008, 04:26:44 AM
Quote from: Suu Fett on January 25, 2008, 09:14:37 PM


Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
R.A. MONTGOMERY
He'll lead you through pages of perilous glee
R.A. MONTGOMERY
If seeing a mermaid is what you wish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Then turn to page six and make out with a fish
R.A. MONTGOMERY

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#24
January 28, 2008, 04:28:11 AM
Heh Cram, you should show these to the guys at SA.

Cainad (dec.)

#25
January 28, 2008, 04:35:36 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 28, 2008, 04:26:44 AM

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
R.A. MONTGOMERY
He'll lead you through pages of perilous glee
R.A. MONTGOMERY
If seeing a mermaid is what you wish
R.A. MONTGOMERY
Then turn to page six and make out with a fish
R.A. MONTGOMERY


           :lulz:
:lulz: :mittens: :lulz:
           :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
January 28, 2008, 05:01:45 PM
I think I just fell in love.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#27
January 28, 2008, 05:12:25 PM
Can't...breathe......... :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bu🤠ns

#28
January 28, 2008, 06:14:56 PM
someone really needs to write up a discordian version of one of these.

Bu🤠ns

#29
January 28, 2008, 06:57:22 PM
for the older books the font can be found:

http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.afm
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfb
http://anonym.to/http://fontology.quasidea.com/includes/qform/fonts/BGW_____.pfm

for the newer books the font can be found:

http://anonym.to/http://kerry.pp.ru/fonts/Revue.ttf


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