Coffee.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You're such a badass.

Teach me. Please.

Easy.
Get job that starts at 2:30am

[trix]

I really enjoy those little starbucks via packs.

They taste a helluvalot better than the coffee at banks/gas stations/etc. Though I may be biased as my need for caffeine supersedes my sense of good taste. Still, all the other folks I know who can't let go of the sweet sweet bean like them.

Trix: If you're not roasting them yourself you're doing yourself a disservice.

I always meant to one day try out some well-made coffee.  I once got my hands on a local Costa-Rican brew from a friend who went there and brought some back (apparently it is illegal to export their good stuff), and it was great, I mean GREAT, but I still only got to try it in a cheap coffee maker machine.  When time and funds permit, I'm going to try it the elite way.

You're such a badass.

Teach me. Please.

No problem, here's the trix 5-step guide to becoming an Internet Tough Guy:

Step 1:  Don't. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'M SUCH A BADASS!

LOOK AT ME!


ALL BADASSIN AND STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF.




pfff 

[Doktor Howl]

I really enjoy those little starbucks via packs.

They taste a helluvalot better than the coffee at banks/gas stations/etc. Though I may be biased as my need for caffeine supersedes my sense of good taste. Still, all the other folks I know who can't let go of the sweet sweet bean like them.

Trix: If you're not roasting them yourself you're doing yourself a disservice.

I always meant to one day try out some well-made coffee.  I once got my hands on a local Costa-Rican brew from a friend who went there and brought some back (apparently it is illegal to export their good stuff), and it was great, I mean GREAT, but I still only got to try it in a cheap coffee maker machine.  When time and funds permit, I'm going to try it the elite way.

You're such a badass.

Teach me. Please.

No problem, here's the trix 5-step guide to becoming an Internet Tough Guy:

Step 1:  Don't. 

So much for keeping your bullshit to your intro and OKM, eh?

Liar.

[trix]

I really enjoy those little starbucks via packs.

They taste a helluvalot better than the coffee at banks/gas stations/etc. Though I may be biased as my need for caffeine supersedes my sense of good taste. Still, all the other folks I know who can't let go of the sweet sweet bean like them.

Trix: If you're not roasting them yourself you're doing yourself a disservice.

I always meant to one day try out some well-made coffee.  I once got my hands on a local Costa-Rican brew from a friend who went there and brought some back (apparently it is illegal to export their good stuff), and it was great, I mean GREAT, but I still only got to try it in a cheap coffee maker machine.  When time and funds permit, I'm going to try it the elite way.

You're such a badass.

Teach me. Please.

No problem, here's the trix 5-step guide to becoming an Internet Tough Guy:

Step 1:  Don't. 

So much for keeping your bullshit to your intro and OKM, eh?

Liar.

It was a joke.  Whether or not you find it humorous is beside the point.

[trix]

Also, I didn't insult anyone, so I fail to see what you're getting at.  It seems to me that you are grasping at straws now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Somebody told you that it's illegal in Costa Rica to export their good coffee, and you believed it? 

[trix]

Somebody told you that it's illegal in Costa Rica to export their good coffee, and you believed it? 

I've never been there, they have, so I figured they knew what they were talking about.  I take it that fact wasn't true?

[Doktor Howl]

Somebody told you that it's illegal in Costa Rica to export their good coffee, and you believed it? 

No, it's illegal to import it, because of the embargo against Fidel Kruschev.

[Captain Swampass]

Oh my! I don't think I've seen a more elitist place regarding coffee  ! Though, good coffee is good and shitty coffee is kind of... Well, I don't know. When it comes to coffee, I'm akin to a ravenous, all consuming cum gargling slut. I can guzzle down cheap instant coffee and feel satisfied, I can use the drip brew method and enjoy my coffee. I can even take the time to whip up an amazing batch of french press coffee, and then I can waltz on down to Starbucks or some similar establishment for a latte/cappuccino/other pretentious bullshit. And I can enjoy it all! Except the coffee at my workplace, its fucking horrid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Somebody told you that it's illegal in Costa Rica to export their good coffee, and you believed it? 

No, it's illegal to import it, because of the embargo against Fidel Kruschev.

[Jenne]

Somebody told you that it's illegal in Costa Rica to export their good coffee, and you believed it? 

No, it's illegal to import it, because of the embargo against Fidel Kruschev.

Roger's been on a total roll lately.

[Jenne]

Oh my! I don't think I've seen a more elitist place regarding coffee  ! Though, good coffee is good and shitty coffee is kind of... Well, I don't know. When it comes to coffee, I'm akin to a ravenous, all consuming cum gargling slut. I can guzzle down cheap instant coffee and feel satisfied, I can use the drip brew method and enjoy my coffee. I can even take the time to whip up an amazing batch of french press coffee, and then I can waltz on down to Starbucks or some similar establishment for a latte/cappuccino/other pretentious bullshit. And I can enjoy it all! Except the coffee at my workplace, its fucking horrid.

I'm pretty much the same way.  The only coffee I won't drink unless completely desperado is that vending machine shit.  I'll just get a cup of powdery hot cocoa and get the same buzz as I would the coffee flavored water coming out of those things.

[Suu]

For the longest time I refused to drink homebrewed coffee. Herbert got me into it. I was so picky I would only drink Dunkin Donuts because I actually didn't even start drinking the stuff until I moved to Rhode Island. You just don't drink coffee in Florida. Breakfast for me was either a Pepsi or Mountain Dew.

[Captain Swampass]

Oh my! I don't think I've seen a more elitist place regarding coffee  ! Though, good coffee is good and shitty coffee is kind of... Well, I don't know. When it comes to coffee, I'm akin to a ravenous, all consuming cum gargling slut. I can guzzle down cheap instant coffee and feel satisfied, I can use the drip brew method and enjoy my coffee. I can even take the time to whip up an amazing batch of french press coffee, and then I can waltz on down to Starbucks or some similar establishment for a latte/cappuccino/other pretentious bullshit. And I can enjoy it all! Except the coffee at my workplace, its fucking horrid.

I'm pretty much the same way.  The only coffee I won't drink unless completely desperado is that vending machine shit.  I'll just get a cup of powdery hot cocoa and get the same buzz as I would the coffee flavored water coming out of those things.

Oh god. I once had coffee from a vending machine in a hospital (There was a puddle of horrible vomit beside it) and it was... Well, like some sort of black, putrid sludge that smelled like it might've been coffee if it tried extremely hard.