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Started by Cramulus, January 29, 2008, 03:12:48 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#135
March 04, 2008, 03:25:03 PM
However, that means someone at Comedy Central just saw Colbert and the Illuminati ;-)

Besides, with the edits that should fall under fair use...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cramulus

#136
March 04, 2008, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 04, 2008, 03:25:03 PM
Besides, with the edits that should fall under fair use...

doesn't matter - when youtube gets a request to pull a video due to copyright, they don't even investigate it - they just pull the video. (citing an already overwhelmed legal team)

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#137
March 04, 2008, 03:38:59 PM
laem
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

P3nT4gR4m

#138
March 04, 2008, 06:39:34 PM
http://www.godtube.com/

http://www.porntube.com/

... plenty moar fish in the sea


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Iron Sulfide

#139
March 05, 2008, 12:24:32 AM
one day and counting.

we'll probably be competing against today's primaries in Ohio and Texas, since the writers probably won't have much material before tomorrow's episode. (am i the only one that found the plural of "Primary" strange and unsettling?)

i can cut through my anticipation with a spork.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Bu🤠ns

#140
March 05, 2008, 07:16:40 AM
Quote from: Prater Festwo on March 05, 2008, 12:24:32 AM(am i the only one that found the plural of "Primary" strange and unsettling?)
:argh!:
shit...


and right before bed too.  now more conspiracy theories.  fuck. i just wanna get some fuckin sleep you know.

Telarus

#141
March 05, 2008, 07:59:47 AM
Jon's Moment of Zen tonight was Geraldo showing the pistol that Jack Ruby used to kill Oswald to national tv.

I know I sent him the random tri-fold Tract that had that photo of Ruby and Oswald and all the cops with photoshopped musical instruments in everybody's hands on the back of it...and the Penguin with the semi-auto.

Should we do a backwards rain dance before tomorrow night?
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Cramulus

#142
March 05, 2008, 10:29:58 PM
Today's the day, bitches!

Tune in tonight to see if Colbert is actually an Illuminati pawn.

If he says a code word of some sort - ANY SORT - join us on #discord (irc.maddshark.com) for fapfest 2008.


:fnord:

Iron Sulfide

#143
March 06, 2008, 05:35:07 AM
Diruit Aedeficat Mutant Quadrata Rotundus! Si Hoc Leger Scis Nimim Eruditiones Habes!
Ya' stupid Yank.

Cramulus

#144
March 06, 2008, 02:46:26 PM
So it looks like there were no dice
(except for the one Colbert rolled for Gary Gygax)


it's cool though - we actually already won this challenge. Can someone post that video somewhere so I can link it on the wiki?

Triple Zero

#145
March 06, 2008, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 06, 2008, 02:46:26 PM
So it looks like there were no dice
(except for the one Colbert rolled for Gary Gygax)

did he maybe roll a 5? or a 23?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#146
March 06, 2008, 05:15:17 PM
He rolled a 20.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

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#147
March 06, 2008, 06:19:46 PM
 :aww:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Iron Sulfide

#148
March 06, 2008, 11:22:26 PM
how'd we win this challenge?
Ya' stupid Yank.

Cramulus

#149
March 06, 2008, 11:29:52 PM
He said "23 Skidoo" on his show a few days ago. Very explicit, if you ask me.

This is all according to plan because
-we didn't have too much control over which codeword he used
-we suggested March 5th but knew that if he was going to say a word, he would fit it in when he got a chance.

As soon as I can find the video, we'll post it.
It was pulled from Youtube for copyright reasons - but WE SHALL PREVAIL.
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