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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #135 on: March 04, 2008, 03:25:03 pm »
However, that means someone at Comedy Central just saw Colbert and the Illuminati ;-)

Besides, with the edits that should fall under fair use...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #136 on: March 04, 2008, 03:28:08 pm »
Besides, with the edits that should fall under fair use...

doesn't matter - when youtube gets a request to pull a video due to copyright, they don't even investigate it - they just pull the video. (citing an already overwhelmed legal team)

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #137 on: March 04, 2008, 03:38:59 pm »
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- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #138 on: March 04, 2008, 06:39:34 pm »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #139 on: March 05, 2008, 12:24:32 am »
one day and counting.

we'll probably be competing against today's primaries in Ohio and Texas, since the writers probably won't have much material before tomorrow's episode. (am i the only one that found the plural of "Primary" strange and unsettling?)

i can cut through my anticipation with a spork.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #140 on: March 05, 2008, 07:16:40 am »
(am i the only one that found the plural of "Primary" strange and unsettling?)
:argh!:
shit...


and right before bed too.  now more conspiracy theories.  fuck. i just wanna get some fuckin sleep you know.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #141 on: March 05, 2008, 07:59:47 am »
Jon's Moment of Zen tonight was Geraldo showing the pistol that Jack Ruby used to kill Oswald to national tv.

I know I sent him the random tri-fold Tract that had that photo of Ruby and Oswald and all the cops with photoshopped musical instruments in everybody's hands on the back of it...and the Penguin with the semi-auto.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #142 on: March 05, 2008, 10:29:58 pm »
Today's the day, bitches!

Tune in tonight to see if Colbert is actually an Illuminati pawn.

If he says a code word of some sort - ANY SORT - join us on #discord (irc.maddshark.com) for fapfest 2008.


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #143 on: March 06, 2008, 05:35:07 am »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #144 on: March 06, 2008, 02:46:26 pm »
So it looks like there were no dice
(except for the one Colbert rolled for Gary Gygax)


it's cool though - we actually already won this challenge. Can someone post that video somewhere so I can link it on the wiki?

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #145 on: March 06, 2008, 05:07:54 pm »
So it looks like there were no dice
(except for the one Colbert rolled for Gary Gygax)

did he maybe roll a 5? or a 23?
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #146 on: March 06, 2008, 05:15:17 pm »
He rolled a 20.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #147 on: March 06, 2008, 06:19:46 pm »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #148 on: March 06, 2008, 11:22:26 pm »
how'd we win this challenge?
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #149 on: March 06, 2008, 11:29:52 pm »
He said "23 Skidoo" on his show a few days ago. Very explicit, if you ask me.

This is all according to plan because
-we didn't have too much control over which codeword he used
-we suggested March 5th but knew that if he was going to say a word, he would fit it in when he got a chance.

As soon as I can find the video, we'll post it.
It was pulled from Youtube for copyright reasons - but WE SHALL PREVAIL.