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Started by Cramulus, January 29, 2008, 03:12:48 PM

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Payne

#210
April 23, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Gundam Agriculture on April 23, 2008, 10:00:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2008, 08:13:28 AM
Edit: I have spread this link far and wide (POEE, EB&G, Facebook and Myspace), so we may get a few more signups in the next couple of days.

Gundam Agriculture reporting for duty, Sir!  Found you from FB.  /salute

Get an avatar!

NOOOOOOOW!

Gundam Agriculture

#211
April 23, 2008, 10:44:05 PM
Pasta viking picture deployed.
"The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam."
- ministry official Tsutomu Shimomura

Payne

#212
April 23, 2008, 10:52:00 PM
It will do.

Cain

#213
April 23, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
I dunno, Pasta Viking is pretty acceptable.  It makes me think of the meek, health conscious younger brother of Techno Viking.

Payne

#214
April 23, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
 :lulz:

He is probably an amateur athlete too.

Athletes tend to LOVE they pasta.

P3nT4gR4m

#215
April 23, 2008, 11:11:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
I dunno, Pasta Viking is pretty acceptable.  It makes me think of the meek, health conscious younger brother of Techno Viking.

LOL - great minds - I had it down as the fuel of technoviking  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dysnomia

#216
April 23, 2008, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2008, 06:41:51 AM
Sure?  I was speaking to Lizzie, who was watching it on TV when it happened.  Colbert Report, last night.  It was just a quick cut away to someone eating an Apple, so you may have blinked and missed it, or something.

good to see I was correct in thinking he was making a plug of some kind.  Though I only noticed the apple part. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

P3nT4gR4m

#217
April 23, 2008, 11:15:35 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on April 23, 2008, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2008, 06:41:51 AM
Sure?  I was speaking to Lizzie, who was watching it on TV when it happened.  Colbert Report, last night.  It was just a quick cut away to someone eating an Apple, so you may have blinked and missed it, or something.

good to see I was correct in thinking he was making a plug of some kind.  Though I only noticed the apple part. 

Congratulations! We have no fucking idea who you are :argh!:

Pls to make indroduction

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#218
April 23, 2008, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 23, 2008, 11:15:35 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on April 23, 2008, 11:13:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2008, 06:41:51 AM
Sure?  I was speaking to Lizzie, who was watching it on TV when it happened.  Colbert Report, last night.  It was just a quick cut away to someone eating an Apple, so you may have blinked and missed it, or something.

good to see I was correct in thinking he was making a plug of some kind.  Though I only noticed the apple part. 

Congratulations! We have no fucking idea who you are :argh!:

Pls to make indroduction

My sources have informed me who this person is.

I won't spoil the fun for you though.

Cain

#219
April 23, 2008, 11:22:27 PM
Payne's sources are suspect and dubious at best.

Dysnomia

#220
April 23, 2008, 11:23:39 PM
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Payne

#221
April 23, 2008, 11:24:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2008, 11:22:27 PM
Payne's sources are suspect and dubious at best.

While this is true, this source usually knows what he's talking about. Except when he doesn't and makes up a believable story.

Dysnomia

#222
April 23, 2008, 11:45:22 PM
I also, of course, am also lying about my identity in my above post.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Gundam Agriculture

#223
April 24, 2008, 02:51:59 AM
Anyone notice the Illuminati reference (eye on the back of the dollar bill) in last night's Colbert Report?

http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=166773

About 45 seconds in.
"The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam."
- ministry official Tsutomu Shimomura

Cramulus

#224
April 24, 2008, 03:30:13 AM
Quote from: Gundam Agriculture on April 24, 2008, 02:51:59 AM
Anyone notice the Illuminati reference (eye on the back of the dollar bill) in last night's Colbert Report?

http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=166773

About 45 seconds in.

4:30 IN
DOLPHIN MOUNTED ANTI-MISSILE SYSTEM
STRAIGHT OUT OF ILLUMINATUS?  :fnord:
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