Controlled Autism

[Richter]

:: makes reference to the spice melange and the juice of sapho.  Also: Larry Niven's future version of CIA having Paranoid Schizophrenia induced while they're on duty::

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

::makes a reference to "To Kill A Mockingbird"::

[Jasper]

You're all making references to kill this thread.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

::makes a reference to making references::


META-REFERENCE BITCHES!!!

[Jasper]

If meta-references become an in-joke that we occaisionally reference in times of apropriate irony,

that would be so meta.

[Triple Zero]

hey, you remember that post where i referenced you talking about how cool it was to referene meta-references in times of appropriate irony?

[Jasper]

No, but I remember that post where you referenced me talking about how cool it was to reference meta-references in times of appropriate irony.

[saint aini]

RAWR!!!!!!


As much as I would like otherwise normally healthy people to suffer the effects of neurological conditions such as autism or Ayers Sensory Integration Dysfunction, to be without emotions is unacceptable to me.  They might as well call the drug "Prozium".

[Jasper]

Rawr. 

I consider emotion to be an evolved trait that functions to tell us what matters most.  My proof:  You just don't have emotional reactions to things that don't matter to you.  It's visceral.  We are our prerogatives.  You can have emotions that tell you anything, but they will always indicate importance of some tone or another.

My verdict on the controlled autism drug:  More science.  I want us to know more of the causes and effects before I can draw any meaningful conclusions about the usefulness of such a substance.  No matter how fun it sounds to spend days tweaking on overpowering synapse functions.

[Bharlion]

I hear you roar!

THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN FDA APPROVED.

I think with a little help of good companies like Sandoz and Novartis that have such high ethical standards we could perfect the drug to a perfectly good uses so they could not be abused for entertainment.

Drugs that are used for entertainment are pure evil. I cannot fathom why someone would want to make thier body feel good or have sensations and hallucinations that they cannot normally attain. Why would someone want to alter their waking world to be like a dream?

Some people have written hogwash about how it is natural for humans to seek altered conciousness states and have done so since recorded history but this is hogwash. I cannot even think of a single drug that existed before the twentieth century. Drugs are a new thing that were invented by homosexual satanist atheist communist anarchists to enslave our youths. This is a modern problem and humans have only recently discovered drugs which is why the war on drugs can be won and will be won by us with the help of Jesus and the FDA. God bless living clean.

Long live Sandoz!
Long live Novartis!

[Bharlion]

*Phew*
I hope the FDA is watching my posts again. That will get them off my tail

Viva le narcotique revolution!

[East Coast Hustle]

fuck autism.

I want a pill that temporarily induces tourette's syndrome.

[saint aini]

fuck autism.

I want a pill that temporarily induces tourette's syndrome.

This is the correct fucking cycle, you fucking dickhead.

[Bharlion]

There is a drug called "Alcohol" that causes similar side effects...

[saint aini]

There is a drug called "Alcohol" that causes similar side effects...

I want fuckers screaming at the top of their lungs when rain sounds like machine gun fire.  I want fuckers hitting people who so much as brush up against them not because they're angry, but because it fucking hurts.  ARGGH...