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Started by Jasper, January 31, 2008, 02:55:10 AM

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Jasper

There's the thing though, it's not clear cut autism the drug induces.  It's just a synapse-regulating inhibitor, so who knows what that'd be.

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I cant wait to go down to the local towerblock flats and pick up some pseudo 'insert mental illness here' pill.
I dont think they will ever be able to perfectly replicate autism, but a faked watered down version could still be fun.

P3nT4gR4m

What would happen if you gave it to an already autistic person?

Hole in the space-time continuum?

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Richter

Depends on the functionality of the person before they took it.
You could just get an increased in introversion and OCD tendencies, likely with an associated drop in social functioning, empathy, or whatever you want to call it.  Without any clear project or goal presented, I'd guess hours of compulsive gaming or playing with Legos would be invovled.  Keep them AWAY form Wikipedia.
Getting a repsonse or communication out of them may be difficult / impossible.



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Cramulus

I bet elsewhere on the net, people read this article and said, "Cool they've almost got a cure for autism!" ...as opposed to here: "sweet! new drugs!"  :lulz:

Triple Zero

cool, they've almost got a cure for autism.
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Cramulus

*Cram crams a pill down 000's throat*

Triple Zero

which one, the cure or the extra autism power pill?

i'm not really sure which one i'd need :)
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Bharlion

I have a dream... a dream... it was just a dream. Never mind. I will go back to sleep.
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

P3nT4gR4m

Be interesting to see what happens if I take this in conjunction with my existing paraplegia stimulator



Like a really focused coma?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

Probably lasting damage. 

If by damage I meant FUN.

:roll:

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