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Iron Sulfide:
this is a simple one.

Next Wednesday is Ash Wednesday.

Wear an ashen cross on your head and start a conversation with a "fellow" catholic.

then pretend that catholicism condones the way you would normally act.
wednesdays are slow, and i have my friend's funeral to attend. and blood to give.
catholics will be there, undoubtedly, in both cases.

spread the word for warping god's words!

saint aini:
These forty days of Lent....

I love Lenten music.  It's so melancholy.

I know I will be making a cross with makeup on my forehead, possibly involving my eyebrows, but I don't know if it will be right side up or upsidedown.

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