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Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« on: February 02, 2008, 03:58:58 pm »
re: POSTERGASM

over here I was ruminating on why people take down the various things I put up. Some people feel it's their responsibility to "clean up" and remove things which "don't belong". Commercial posters seem to stay up much longer. So here is my attempt to address this - I've create posters which look like the sort of things which don't get taken down.

Check it out:

http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit//cramulus/Postergasm%20Collection%20-%20Volume%20Dingus.pdf



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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 04:15:44 pm »
I LMAO'd. :mittens:
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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 06:45:00 pm »
 :mind ray:

These are great, and soon Portland will be sporting a few on telephone poles across the city.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2008, 08:04:34 pm »
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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 07:28:40 am »
i laughed.
my old man went "hmmm?"
i said "nuthin"

it was great.
sorry. ive been drinking and i just finished a really cool henna lookin tattoo on my friend.
no pics yet cause i dont have the cord thing that goes to my phone.
way off topic.

good work Cram :)

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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 10:38:34 am »
i love it. when do they go up?
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2008, 02:07:39 pm »
I dunno about the legality of it, but I've noticed that when the city puts up signs, or paints a mural, there's usually something that has the mayor's name, and "City of Boston" in the corner.

Now, forging your mayor's name might not be the best idea, but having an official stamp/seal that said:


Charles Fortinary
Director of Public Spaces
Permit number #87362346


Might lend a faux authority to the gasm.

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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2008, 09:51:30 pm »
 :lulz: Perfect!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 10:36:34 pm »
i love it. when do they go up?

you're supposed to print and put them up yourself.

see posterGASM @ http://elvicities.com/~ananames/gasmfeed.html
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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2008, 03:51:45 am »
YES!  YES!!  HAHAHAHAA!!

I am going to print these at school and post them in the toilet stalls.

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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 05:36:37 am »
They're all great, but the Fresh Prince one made me LOL.
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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 05:45:43 am »
It's good, isn't it?

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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 02:22:03 pm »
I have printed several of it and plan to put them up, around school most probably.
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Re: Postergasm Collection: Volume Dingus
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 02:03:17 am »
That's actually what I'm planning.