The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Maybe we can build a better one.

Why fuck with perfection?  He's a one man representation of 51% of the entire population.  He represents more than 150 million people.  You can't improve on that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

[Adios]

Maybe we can build a better one.

Why fuck with perfection?  He's a one man representation of 51% of the entire population.  He represents more than 150 million people.  You can't improve on that.

I concede.

[Adios]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

[*GrumpButt*]

Wow I missed that one.....

Mem makes me lulz.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wow I missed that one.....

Mem makes me lulz.

That was back in 2009, IIRC.

[Adios]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

Fuck. Makes me happy I am trolling him.

At it's peak he PM'ed me telling me he was frustrated at how well I was playing the game.

[Phox]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...

Pennicillin is poison? 

[Adios]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.   

[Adios]

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.   

Inserted anally?

[Phox]

Pennicillin is poison? 

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

Didn't we have this conversation, Charley?

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.  

I don't support quackery, either, Roger.  

[Cainad (dec.)]

FUCK YUO GUISE

IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT ECHINACEA I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GET THAT APPENDECTOMY


intestinal bacteria festering in my gut lining is no match for the healing powers of Ferngully