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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #150 on: January 20, 2011, 10:08:19 pm »
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.


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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #151 on: January 20, 2011, 10:12:57 pm »
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.


HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?

Wait, you're asking Roger that?

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #152 on: January 20, 2011, 10:14:38 pm »
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

 :lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #153 on: January 20, 2011, 11:51:06 pm »
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.


HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?


Wait, you're asking Roger that?


I'm nothing BUT principles.  I just don't have any morals.
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #154 on: January 21, 2011, 01:39:00 am »


Pennicillin is poison?  :lol:

If you are a unicellular lifeform without a nucleus?

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #155 on: January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #156 on: January 21, 2011, 01:56:32 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #157 on: January 21, 2011, 02:04:31 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #158 on: January 21, 2011, 02:36:26 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Then it must have been something lulzy, or he'd never stop going on about it.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #159 on: January 21, 2011, 02:53:11 am »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.

Dunno. I'll check in a few mins. Iv'e posted some things to try to get the dogs to bite...
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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #160 on: January 21, 2011, 05:29:29 am »
FUCK YUO GUISE

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #161 on: August 01, 2018, 08:36:48 pm »
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Then it must have been something lulzy, or he'd never stop going on about it.

For the record, he peed the bed until they let him leave.

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