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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #165 on: November 18, 2018, 05:20:29 pm »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their “hipness” is getting them laid.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #166 on: November 18, 2018, 11:04:45 pm »
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their “hipness” is getting them laid.

What is the prize of getting laid with pagans?

Oh, right. 
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #167 on: November 18, 2018, 11:05:55 pm »
Bear in mind that when I say "pagans", I don't mean the religion, but rather the sort of people who wear all black at noon in July "casting a circle" in Reid Park.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #168 on: November 19, 2018, 07:16:08 am »
Or change into rabbis

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Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
« Reply #169 on: November 19, 2018, 04:16:18 pm »
I'd understand the robe people if they did aerobics or yoga. Rituals just make already sacred cabbages tremble from fear.
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