The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.

I don't support quackery, either, Roger.  

Well, you should.  It's the only foothold Darwin has left.

[Adios]

Pennicillin is poison? 

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

Didn't we have this conversation, Charley?

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.  

I don't support quackery, either, Roger.  

Damn Phox, I can't remember 10 minutes ago. Because I have good drugs.......

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The real beauty of Memnoch's statement is, of course, that he gets to make the decision.  Granted, I put him in that position, but he didn't even reference her opinion on the subject, other than her presumed obedience to his male will.

[Adios]

The real beauty of Memnoch's statement is, of course, that he gets to make the decision.  Granted, I put him in that position, but he didn't even reference her opinion on the subject, other than her presumed obedience to his male will.

Who is your favorite transhuman? we should hook them up.

[Cain]

FUCK YUO GUISE

IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT ECHINACEA I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GET THAT APPENDECTOMY


intestinal bacteria festering in my gut lining is no match for the healing powers of Ferngully

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The real beauty of Memnoch's statement is, of course, that he gets to make the decision.  Granted, I put him in that position, but he didn't even reference her opinion on the subject, other than her presumed obedience to his male will.

Who is your favorite transhuman? we should hook them up.

Illspag?  Oh, yeah.  Memnoch really isn't a supporter of womens' rights, either...But he's more Archie Bunker than Lester Maddox about it.

[hooplala]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...

Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

Without that 'poison' the island nation of Salazore would be a ghost town.

[Phox]

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.

Not really. My view on painkillers is based on abuse of them, rather than actual use. as for anti-depressants, I'm not a fan of the side-effects that seem to come with many of them.

But again, that's all personal philosophy, rather than "nobody should take pain killers or anti-depressants EVAR!!!"

Well, you should.  It's the only foothold Darwin has left.

I'm not as optimistic as you on that front, Roger.  

Damn Phox, I can't remember 10 minutes ago. Because I have good drugs.......

And I have no problem with you having said drugs, if you don't.

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No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.

HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?

[Adios]

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.

HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?

Wait, you're asking Roger that?

[BadBeast]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

If I was Memnoch's Wife, I wouldn't even wait for a preventable disease to come along! Pass the Hemlock!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  ). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.

HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?

Wait, you're asking Roger that?

I'm nothing BUT principles.  I just don't have any morals.

[Don Coyote]

Pennicillin is poison? 

If you are a unicellular lifeform without a nucleus?

[Don Coyote]

ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.

[BadBeast]

ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.

Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?