Scientific Supplier

[Jasper]

http://www.unitednuclear.com/supplies.htm

Their page on magnets makes my nipples hard. 

[Bu🤠ns]

http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=73604_ore_122_1185lo.JPG

oh fuk

[Jasper]

Isn't science grand?

[Richter]

Yikes, the magnets...
So much for a tax return.

Thanks!

[Jasper]

The supermagnets are really attractive, no?

[Richter]

A relation of mine has one for recharging their pacemaker.
You need some care with them, as you can get them stuck to cars or metal door frames without too much trouble.  Oh yes, and that magnetic disk hard drive you had......  (just sayin')

[Richter]

Oh yeah, and the magnetic fluid for super - efficient bearings.

[Jasper]

I've really got my eye on that, too. 

Also, I'm considering getting one of those magnet rings.  Just because I like magnets, and I could use it for cool tricks.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Why is the Uranium all sold out? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the potential answers....

[Richter]

I admit it would be cool, but aside from the high density (don't temp fate, buy depleted uranium), I don't think I'd want any...

An yeah, I see why you're alarmed, was it isotope 238 they had?

Also, I'm considering getting one of those magnet rings.  Just because I like magnets, and I could use it for cool tricks.

PROTIP for everyone who hangs with the good Dr.: Only wear NON MAGNETIC body jewelery.

Several great target throwing tricks can be done with those, what did you have in mind?

[Jasper]

Prestidigitation, mainly.

[Bharlion]

Magnify?

[Jasper]

You know, like dexterity-based magic tricks, like pulling people's earrings out at a distance if they test me.

[Richter]

I follow.  The magnet could be very useful for making things "disapear" to a reliable location. 

Nothing shoots down the "Quarter snorting" trick I do now and again like acidentally droping one of the quarters.

[Jasper]

I don't think quarters are magnetic, but you could easily glue a small magnet to any object you wanted to play with.