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Started by Reeducation, February 08, 2008, 01:16:51 PM

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East Coast Hustle

well, there are really only about 200 people in Finland.

about 20 of them are metal musicians who have multiple monikers and rotate through bands interchangeably (those 20 people comprise the lineups of about 75 metal bands), the rest are roadies, groupies, and fans.

I have it on good authority that downtown Helsinki is really just a small arena with an airstrip, a gas station, and a beer store nearby.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

I hear they only break from playing heavy metal in Finland in order to drink vodka and be depressed, which they organize by rota.

Jasper

So, what the hell are we doing in other parts of the world, again?

Triple Zero

actually having sunrises and sunsets for most of the year, non-ridiculous alcohol prices ?

YOU DRINK SALMIAKKI OR YOU NO REAL FINNISH!
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AFK

Ah so you're a vocalist.

Do you actually sing or are you a grunter?
What's the name of your band?
Do you have any soundclips to share?
What's your favorite Finnish Metal Band?
Profit?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2008, 07:19:30 PM
Ah so you're a vocalist.

Do you actually sing or are you a grunter?
What's the name of your band?
Do you have any soundclips to share?
What's your favorite Finnish Metal Band?
Profit?

Seconded!

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

hooplala

Please explain what Satumaa is to me.
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East Coast Hustle

Please explain to me how the IAA can help your oppressed Finno-Ugric brothers to throw off the yoke of Russian oppression, preferrably in a manner that makes the founders of the IAA the new Sultans of Murmansk and Archangelsk?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Disorder on February 12, 2008, 05:55:34 AM
What IAA are we talking about?
Irish Aviation Authority?
International Academy of Astronautics?

Satumaa? How do you know about this things?  :?

Discordians, as a group, know everything. And anything we don't know we can make up bullshit about.

Nast

Quote from: Disorder on February 12, 2008, 05:55:34 AM
Satumaa? How do you know about this things?  :?

It is of course, the quintessential Finnish tango.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

You just want them all for yourself, I bet.

barumunk

Quote from: Disorder on February 12, 2008, 08:53:52 AM
If you visit Finland some day just say: 90 mice too.

Just a hint. Say that to any finnish woman/man and they will love you.

And also try this : Rice cows!
Just run somewhere and scream rice cows rice cows. There will be lot of action after that.  :)

hahahah thats evil, what waould that pronounce in finnish?


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

barumunk

heheh now i just gotta get myself to finland


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Cain

IAA = Inter-Arctic Alliance

Or something along those lines anyway.  I'm not paid to remember what initials stand for.

Also, upload your musics, so we can listen.  I suggest using mihd.net