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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Slarti, February 20, 2004, 01:07:58 AM

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Grampa Kaos

#30
May 24, 2004, 07:40:36 AM
Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow confines of most men's reality. Weird heroes and mold-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of "the rat race" is not yet final.
     - HUNTER S. THOMPSON, 1937-2005

MEAT            C.R.S.F. cause i'm a joiner

Malaul

#31
May 24, 2004, 02:38:14 PM
hmmmmmm has anyone fact checked that?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#32
May 24, 2004, 05:10:36 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastthere is no illumination. there is only mountain dew, and visible electrons.
this happens to me too...



so much mountain dew so little time and by the time i stand up again the electrons make it hard to walk.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Unbound Wrench

#33
May 24, 2004, 11:25:36 PM
take my advice , 'slartibartfast', forsake these people and become unbound like me. follow these easy steps.

1. castrate yourself.
2. deprive yourself of sleep for 4 days (not 5! this so called 'law of fives' does not apply to the unbound)
3. go to sleep. the THREE will contact you if you are worthy.

Trollax

#34
May 25, 2004, 05:30:19 AM
Quote from: Unbound Wrenchtake my advice , 'slartibartfast', forsake these people and become unbound like me. follow these easy steps.

1. castrate yourself.
2. deprive yourself of sleep for 4 days (not 5! this so called 'law of fives' does not apply to the unbound)
3. go to sleep. the THREE will contact you if you are worthy.

Whoa! So Even if I castrate myself I might not make it? What a rip! Fuck that for a game of soldiers. I'll stick to sex magic thanks...

kmandibles

#35
July 05, 2004, 03:25:11 PM
Fight the pyramids with the pyramids.

If you repeat this as a mantra and walk around outside, Nothing will happen.

-mK
Hello creature. How are you today?

Fucking capital U's! Treasonous bastards!

AFK

#36
March 23, 2013, 09:51:48 PM
Bump for old timey fnordy silliness.  I kinda miss this stuff.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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