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So...... They're letting me go to into the pentagon

Started by theCalmpsychopath, February 12, 2008, 01:47:59 AM

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theCalmpsychopath

February 12, 2008, 01:47:59 AM
i'm not kidding.
my teacher picked me for this week long trip to Washington in two weeks and during one of the days I'll be in the pentagon.

so i was wondering if i should kinda screw with the government officail people that are there.

anyone have any suggestions?
i been leaving these fake $5 bills with memes on them at my school anonymously and it stirred some things up  so i would like to try some thing like that at the pentagon.   
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Chairman Risus

#1
February 12, 2008, 02:11:47 AM
bring envelopes full of flour in case you get the urge to bake

Faust

#2
February 12, 2008, 02:13:48 AM
for everyone you pass in the building stop look at them, and say "ah, yes" in a high class English accent
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Triple Zero

#3
February 12, 2008, 02:24:13 AM
KYFMS, would be one thing
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Jasper

#4
February 12, 2008, 04:45:20 AM
Wear a Guy Fawkes mask.  That would totally mindfuck the pentagon!

Cain

#5
February 12, 2008, 12:10:14 PM
Keep on talking about how a missile hit the Pentagon on 9/11.  A few seconds later, correct yourself and say "airplane".

Note: this may be a bad idea if you don't like being on government files, but it will be priceless to watch the military people's reaction to letting a 9/11 truther loose in the building.

LMNO

#6
February 12, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
Keep asking, "where do they keep the Iilgor?"

Reverend Ju Ju Booze

#7
February 12, 2008, 02:50:03 PM
Get sent to Guantanamo and cover live what's going on down there.
Capitalism.
When it uses the carrot is called democracy,
When it uses the stick is called fascism.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#8
February 12, 2008, 03:45:42 PM
Carry a baggie of fresh shrimp in your pocket. When no one is looking, slip them into hard to find places. Nothin' says lovin' the military like week old shrimp!
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"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cramulus

#9
February 12, 2008, 03:48:10 PM
Pentagon? OH... I thought this was the Hexagon.

AFK

#10
February 12, 2008, 05:11:16 PM
"So, when do I get to see Rummy?"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Thurnez Isa

#11
February 12, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#12
February 12, 2008, 05:42:49 PM
"so where did the missiles... I mean... planes hit?"
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

LMNO

#13
February 12, 2008, 05:50:22 PM
"Does anyone else smell fresh blood?"

AFK

#14
February 12, 2008, 06:13:10 PM
"I've got a Surge in my Pance!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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