Simple Dinner Ideas?

[LMNO]

lmno,

from the bottom of my anus,

thanks for this awesome recipie.

We just finished, and are about to do dishes, but I wanted to give credit where credit is due for this really really great meal.
and say Hi and Happy Valentines Day to Mrs. LMNO on behalf of Chloe and I. 

As an added bonus, it makes your pee smell funny!

[Eve]

   *** Cramulus joined #discord
22:33   Cramulus   ah christ he's back already
22:33      *** Telarus joined #discord
22:33   Idem   what
22:33   Cramulus   me that is
22:34   Cramulus   I've decided on D-Cup's honey boobs idea
22:34   Cramulus   wow what a great sentence
22:34   Cain   we should make more jokes about D-cups honey boobs
22:38   Cain   *tumbleweed*
22:39   Idem   lol
22:39   Cramulus   THEY'RE DELICIOUS!
22:39   Cramulus   HOWEVER, THEY'RE FAR FROM D-SIZE
22:39   fred_   BOOBS
22:39   fred_   WHAT
22:40   Cain   lets hope to gawd no-one posts this in the quotes thread
22:40   Cain   oshi, temptation
22:40   fred_   BWAHAHAH

  No one jokes about my wife's boobs and gets away with it! (Unless, of course, she thinks the jokes are funny.)

[Darth Cupcake]

Well it's true that they are nowhere near d sized

[Jasper]

anybody who seriously cares should have their penis checked.

[Cain]

Well it's true that they are nowhere near d sized

But are they tasty?

anybody who seriously cares should have their penis checked.

Well now that depends, who does the checking?  Will they do tests to make sure you seriously care or not?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well it's true that they are nowhere near d sized

But are they tasty?

anybody who seriously cares should have their penis checked.

Well now that depends, who does the checking?  Will they do tests to make sure you seriously care or not?

PICS PLS.

[Jasper]

Well it's true that they are nowhere near d sized

But are they tasty?

anybody who seriously cares should have their penis checked.

Well now that depends, who does the checking?  Will they do tests to make sure you seriously care or not?

A doctor of heterosexuality.

One exists, I'm sure of it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Doctor Hetero" is a good superhero name.

[Darth Cupcake]

NotgayD.?

Ph.Straight?

[Suu]

Well it's true that they are nowhere near d sized

But isn't that what makes the joke even FUNNIER?!


When I told Mr. Suu that your 'name' was D-Cup, and then he saw you he was like, "Something isn't right here...."

Besides, big boobs are bad for your back. (Unintentional alliteration ITT.)

[Jasper]

(Accidential alliteration ITT.)

Improved and refurbished.

[LMNO]

Besides, big boobs are bad for your back. (Unintentional alliteration ITT.)

That's why girls with large boobs should spend the majority of their time on their backs. 



Or their hands and knees. 



Or in the "Floating Butterfly" position on page 198 of the Kama Sutra.

[Suu]

Besides, big boobs are bad for your back. (Unintentional alliteration ITT.)

That's why girls with large boobs should spend the majority of their time on their backs. 



Or their hands and knees. 



Or in the "Floating Butterfly" position on page 198 of the Kama Sutra.

Does this imply you have a copy OF the Kama Sutra at your desk for handy reference?

[LMNO]

Either that, OR I have the entire book memorized, OR I'm just making shit up again.

[Suu]

Either that, OR I have the entire book memorized, OR I'm just making shit up again.

...


I'm picking choice #2!