Limericks

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I wonder if limerick rhymes,
are ready for modern times,
perhaps they need Moar
so they won't bore,
a generation that expects more than lines!

Can a limerick be made to fit,
in media not made for it?
A video short,
the fifth scene a retort,
Or is that idea just shit?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

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[AFK]

There once was a guy named RWHN
Some surveys, he was trying to scan
When one of them jammed
And he yelled "Damned!"
"Fuck this I'm gonna hit the can!"

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Some say that our great Sacred Chao,
is simply a joke on the Tao,
But I find the sign,
apropos for our time,
as it was when it came out of Mal!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

A Hodge and a Podge and some Flax,
were taking some time to relax,
A Fnord happened by,
they did not bat an eye,
For they didn't want to be snacks!

[Cramulus]

ZOMG

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

A poor litte Fnord spent each night,
stuck being alone was his plight,
He said "Why, oh why
does no one drop by?
You would think that they think I might bite?!"

[Suu]

Epic thread!

[Cramulus]

lyrical gangstas
poetry in ya FACE, BITCH
next: a Cinquain thread

[Triple Zero]

there once appeared a discordian from Greep
whose favourite sound seems Bleep
but he lost his patience in a short time
"i can't go through with this eep-rhyme!
it's costing me long lost nights of sleep!"

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There once was a buttface named Orange
whose postings were really quite mordant.
While buying some pot,
from a Dutch coffee shop,
000 ate his identity and thus he became a discordant.

[Bu🤠ns]

There was a girl whom i wished to bestow
expensive gifts but i didn't have dough.
so i painted my prick
just like a gold brick
and she went down like a 2 dollar airplane.

[Bu🤠ns]

to save for a rainy day
i wrote a limerick void of cliché
i won't beat around the bush
but when shove came to push
i figured a turnabout is fair play

[the dreadful hours]

i once had a girl named kate
she was lovely and pretty great
we went to a dance
she dove into another guy's pants
I guess too low, was my membership rate

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

McCain will represent the GOP
The Dems by Obama or Hillary
But, I have to say,
that either way,
The ones getting screwed are You and Me.