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The parable of the cat

Started by Requia ☣, February 17, 2008, 01:36:40 AM

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Requia ☣

I completely and utterly forgot what I was going to post here....

Ah, right.

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A cat sat scratching at the door, asking to be let out.

"But it is cold outside" said the human.

To which the cat began to meow loudly.

"But you could get hurt."  Said the human.

To which the cat threatened to hork a fhairball on the human's shoes.

"Fine" said the human, who opened the door.

To which the cat ignored, and went into the kitchen.

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Or some such pretentious BS.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cramulus


Triple Zero

thanks for reminding me i actually like cats :)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Richter

This is the correct feline behavior.

I'ma counter - pretentious and meditate on this.

Is good thou  :mrgreen:
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Lies

This is why I don't have a cat.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!