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Rev Roger, The Year of the Rat, #1

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 03, 2008, 03:00:28 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 03, 2008, 03:00:28 AM
The Chinese call this the Year of the Rat.  They would have us believe that this symbolizes renewal and rebirth...but we know differently, don't we?  Oh, yes. 

We know that the upcoming election is largely meaningless, as the same corporations are funding all of the candidates, ensuring that it will be the same old song and dance yet again. 

We know that our "government" is furiously rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, as the nation slides into a recession (or worse) that everyone ignores like the proverbial elephant in the living room.

We know that the war in Iraq will never end, no matter who is elected.  They are like investment advisors that tell you to throw good money after bad; except in their case, they tell us to throw good soldiers after good.  McCain in particular seems to think that we must continue the war, because we apparently have some un-maimed soldiers left.

We know that every month or so, congress passes another law specifically designed to chip away at every freedom we managed to wring out of the bastards since 1776.  In fact, with the latest one - the odious Homegrown Terrorist Act - you can be labeled a terrorist just for bitching about what the thieves, pimps, and fixers have done to you lately.

We know that we are lied to every day, indeed we know that the "government" and the "press" lie to us when the truth is easier.  In one breath, they tell you that everything is great, and in the next they do their level best to terrorize the living blue Jesus out of us, babbling about nutcases shooting up schools, or terrorists, or the latest crazy shit our former vassals have said they plan to do about us.  They thrive on terror...it is the only tool they need, because the American public has been conditioned since birth to be afraid.  Fnord.

And that, my friends, is their biggest weakness...all they have is terror.  And how does one fight terror?  It's easier than it sounds.  You just refuse to be afraid.  Think about it.  Are you REALLY scared of terrorists?  Really?  You have far, far better odds of being hit by a bus than you do of being blown up by some crazy Muslim fanatic who just loves a crowd.  For that matter, are you really afraid of our so-called "government"?  Why?  For one thing, what passes for the "government" has already demonstrated its total incompetence.  Seriously, they can't do ANYTHING right.  Just look around you.

And the mainstream media?  They're a joke.  They can't even keep their candidates straight (Faux News recently showed McCain as "D-AZ").  Screw the mainstream media...in fact, screw mainstream America.  Being "mainstream" isn't a litmus test for desirability; it is instead being part of the problem.  So why the hell would you be scared of anything they say?

Stop being afraid.  Walk upright.  Kill "Bob".

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Loki

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March 03, 2008, 04:07:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2008, 03:00:28 AM
Stop being afraid.  Walk upright.  Kill "Bob".

Or kill me.

How about both?
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 03, 2008, 04:12:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on March 03, 2008, 04:07:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2008, 03:00:28 AM
Stop being afraid.  Walk upright.  Kill "Bob".

Or kill me.

How about both?

It's about fucking time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

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March 03, 2008, 04:17:19 AM
:mittens:
Coming back with a bang I see eh Rog.
Will print and distribute along with other shit I've been hiding in newspapers lately.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 03, 2008, 04:19:17 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 03, 2008, 04:17:19 AM
:mittens:
Coming back with a bang I see eh Rog.
Will print and distribute along with other shit I've been hiding in newspapers lately.

:lulz:

Go for it!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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