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Started by Coyote, February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AM

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Coyote

February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AM
I'm homeless. People build their card houses on thin air. How do they do that? I guess it's like coyote, except they never think to look down. Problem is, I did. And what am I supposed to do now as I plummet? Nothing, the same answer as always, no matter the question.

coyote

Jasper

#1
February 17, 2008, 06:32:09 PM
Sucks to be homeless.  Where are you?

hooplala

#2
February 17, 2008, 07:24:18 PM
Quote from: Coyote on February 17, 2008, 08:22:59 AMI guess it's like coyote, except they never think to look down. Problem is, I did. And what am I supposed to do now as I plummet?

Are you talking about Wile E. Coyote?  If so, the correct answer is "swim back up".
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Triple Zero

#3
February 17, 2008, 08:25:39 PM
or, disappear into the distance below and become a little puff of smoke

and then you show up back to normal for the next scene.
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Epimetheus

#4
February 17, 2008, 10:30:16 PM
Hold up signs with what you want to say written on them, rather than talking.
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Triple Zero

#5
February 17, 2008, 10:34:03 PM
also just one tip, wtf are you still doing in the desert if there's only one source of food that you will never be able to catch?

hike a ride on one of those trucks or trains that appear out of nowhere every once in a while.
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Coyote

#6
February 17, 2008, 10:46:02 PM Last Edit: February 18, 2008, 05:02:20 AM by Coyote
I'm in montana staying with some friends for a month or so, just got out of jail.  Was in for a month because of an attempted suicide, where the FUCK do you go to jail for that shit?!
Yep, wile E, I have a lot of affection for that old bird chaser. Chasing birds always seems to causing me trouble also, but it's hard not to.
I already tried that whole disappearing in a puff of smoke route. Guess I'll hop a truck. or something.

coyote

Cramulus

#7
February 18, 2008, 03:42:23 PM
well good luck dude. Stay safe. Think rationally and make good decisions. You're out of your cell now, don't let your personal robot take over.  :p

Coyote

#8
February 19, 2008, 09:08:35 AM
*smiles* thanks.

East Coast Hustle

#9
February 21, 2008, 01:46:42 AM
homeless AND in Montana?

damn.

that's like suckage squared.
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Lies

#10
February 21, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Safe Travels friend. I've had to look after 4 homeless people lately...
It really sucks when you have no place to call your own.
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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
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ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
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Coyote

#11
February 21, 2008, 12:30:28 PM
Yeah, montana, of all the states i could of got stuck in. *laughs* Ah ,well, my ecstatic sense of apathy should carry me through!

Doktor Loki

#12
February 22, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless.  Serious.
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#13
February 22, 2008, 10:52:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on February 22, 2008, 07:52:22 PM
find a way to get yourself to Hawaii, they really take care of their homeless.  Serious.

It's true. You can sleep on the beaches here.

Hope you like Spam and rice.

Coyote

#14
February 23, 2008, 04:44:58 AM
Hah! I was born there, and it's always been my plan to go back and be a beach bum. Wierdness.
And I grew up on spam and rice.
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