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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Epimetheus, February 17, 2008, 11:19:59 PM

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Precious Moments Zalgo

#60
September 02, 2009, 03:14:24 AM
Oh, bother.  The moderators at rapture ready removed the longest 2012 thread with the best stuff in it before I could finish reading it.  The Google cache links don't work either.

Anyway, I found this dead forum which started in March and whose most recent of 13 total posts was in April.  Does anyone have a good use for something like that?

hXXp://www.2012-prophets.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum.php
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
September 02, 2009, 11:02:51 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on September 01, 2009, 01:03:07 AM

No one there thinks that 12-21-12 will be the date of the rapture, but they are coming up will all sorts of fun conspiracy theories about how the Antichrist is using the hype around 2012 to further his agenda, obviously to deceive people away from Christ.

But the Antichrist is only six, and She doesn't even know how to USE a calendar.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#62
September 02, 2009, 11:45:35 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 02, 2009, 11:02:51 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on September 01, 2009, 01:03:07 AM

No one there thinks that 12-21-12 will be the date of the rapture, but they are coming up will all sorts of fun conspiracy theories about how the Antichrist is using the hype around 2012 to further his agenda, obviously to deceive people away from Christ.

But the Antichrist is only six, and She doesn't even know how to USE a calendar.

That's what They WANT you to think!  :fnord:


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#63
September 03, 2009, 05:35:16 AM
Probably true.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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