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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Triple Zero, February 18, 2008, 04:20:13 PM

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Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on February 22, 2008, 04:22:22 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 04:39:29 PM
That's probably because it's spelled "fiancé".

yep.
can't spell it.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 21, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 21, 2008, 04:39:29 PM
That's probably because it's spelled "sucker".

fixxored

now that's just mean.








still funny though.
unfortunately true


<---sucker


i just wanted to get laid.  but if the money isn't going to hookers its going to the state.

Sir Squid Diddimus

that's ............










sad.

AFK

nah, it's my wife who's the sucker.  I think she probably thought I was just doing all of the puns and shit to impress her and that it would end after we got married. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

Joke's on her, I guess. :lol:

Darth Cupcake

Joke is quite literally on her when RWHN does the whole "spicy rack" thing. :lol:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Bu🤠ns


Richter

RWHN:  I think you may have a good marrige litmus test for jokesters there.  My last GF replied to most of my puns with "You should have been drowned as a puppy."

-R, should have seen that as a warning sign.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

rjtbutler

Hey love the peer-amid image, third from bottom. It would make a great poster.

:fnord:
RB

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I sometimes get the impression that my husband thought I would "settle down" eventually.  :lulz:

He is remarkably patient, though. I still can't believe I found someone who puts up with my shit!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Down to earth, yet still touching
I'm happy for you  :)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Payne


P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne


P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

I likes the shark robot.