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Started by AFK, March 03, 2008, 03:05:41 PM

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Doktor Loki

#15
March 03, 2008, 07:20:44 PM
Oh, I thought you meant I wouldnt need a passport to fo to Sweden.  I was like "uh, no."

No, its as cold in Nebraska as Maine I'm sure.  Thats not all I'm interested in.  I want out of the country, permanently.  And being Tundra Yeti, I need somewhere cold.  Cold and metal. 

Plus Swedish chicks are fucking hot.
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GlompChomp

#16
March 03, 2008, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on March 03, 2008, 07:20:44 PM
Oh, I thought you meant I wouldnt need a passport to fo to Sweden.  I was like "uh, no."

No, its as cold in Nebraska as Maine I'm sure.  Thats not all I'm interested in.  I want out of the country, permanently.  And being Tundra Yeti, I need somewhere cold.  Cold and metal. 

Plus Swedish chicks are fucking hot.

Sweden isn't that cold. Try Finland. Coastal country with testicle numbing arctic winds and subzero temperatures all winter. Plus, you get 51 straight days of night in the middle of winter in the northernmost parts of Northern Finland since it's within the arctic circle.
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Jack of Turnips

#17
March 04, 2008, 02:05:06 AM
Haiku for you.

After ten billion
snowflakes, the people of Maine
died on the inside.

You finish shoveling
only when your lungs extrude
from both your nostrils.

Such snow drives moose mad.
Cities perish. Strong men weep.
Then comes mud, dammit.

~~ Jack of Turnips
If you can read this then I am lying to you.

Nast

#18
March 04, 2008, 02:32:36 AM
My condolences.  :sad:
We don't get any any snow here, but if it's any consolation, we do get ash storms if it's a particularly fiery year.

I couldn't deal with living in such a cold climate. If it even goes under 50 F here, I shiver uncontrollably.
But I have noticed that the weather has gotten perceptively colder in the last two years...
Time to migrate south!
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AFK

#19
March 04, 2008, 01:30:52 PM
Man, this morning is all kinds of fucked-up.  I walked outside the house and it was like 44 degrees, the air had that damp-Springy feel to it.  Then I see all the 23 tons of snow in my yard, and so I go back inside and cry a little. 
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