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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Cramulus, February 22, 2008, 01:40:43 AM

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Cain

I'm not on Irreality yet.  But yes, it does look a bit...complex.

Anyhoo, I suppose I should start posting at the Colboards...is anyone else in?

bringdownthesystem

mhmm, fire away and link to the topic or section, I'll help.

Cain

Well, the game plan is to establish ourselves and make friends.  Hopefully, eventually, that will lead to cooperation on common causes.

So mingle, chat, make friends etc  Mention Discordianism if it comes up, but dont make a big show of it.  We're there to be nice and friendly, because they seem a good sort.

Lies

My friend Felix Nothus may be checking out the colbert boards.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!