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BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF A CLIFF

Started by Cain, March 04, 2008, 03:16:02 PM

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Quote from: triple zero on March 04, 2008, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on March 04, 2008, 07:12:29 PM
I concur.  Dog was dead.

um. take a good look. before it's thrown, its mouth moves, and as the soldier leans back his arm for the pitch, so do its legs, and it doesn't look like they're bungling from being dead weight.

also it doesn't make sense if the sound is added, who would've done it? the soldiers surely don't have video-editing software available on their base and if anybody else did it, the original should be floating around somewhere.

may i ask why you are so keen on finding a reason why "this can't possibly be really really happening" whenever you see something awful?  :)

You don't need video editing software to make a yelping sounds. :roll:

Why are you so keen on finding a reason why "this must have really happened" when you see something awful?

I don't know, both situations seem equally likely.
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Regardless, it's a horrible thing for someone to do.  :sad:
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Quote from: triple zero on March 04, 2008, 07:44:08 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on March 04, 2008, 07:12:29 PM
I concur.  Dog was dead.

um. take a good look. before it's thrown, its mouth moves, and as the soldier leans back his arm for the pitch, so do its legs, and it doesn't look like they're bungling from being dead weight.

also it doesn't make sense if the sound is added, who would've done it? the soldiers surely don't have video-editing software available on their base and if anybody else did it, the original should be floating around somewhere.

may i ask why you are so keen on finding a reason why "this can't possibly be really really happening" whenever you see something awful?  :)

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i did not like.
whether the puppy was dead or not.
reminds me of asshole kids who do mean shit to animals cause their mommies didn't hold em enough as babies.... only grown up.









fuckers.

Lies

Reminds me of soldiers in the crusades who were exempt from all sin thanks to the pope and after liberating a town would go around and rape and pillage the town they liberated.

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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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Lemme get this straight, this guy is a US marine - A guy who has been programmed from the ground up to shoot a baby in the head "if sarge says so" and you're shocked because he can casually kill a fucking puppy?

That's what killers do - they kill things - get over it.

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Quote from: Lysergic on March 05, 2008, 07:31:09 AM
Reminds me of soldiers in the crusades who were exempt from all sin thanks to the pope and after liberating a town would go around and rape and pillage the town they liberated.

Blood Lust. It really fucks you up.

Well, except for the fact he was stationed in Hawaii good point.

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There was a bit in "The Things They Carried" like this, (soldier straps a landmine to a dog for kicks, then acts like a kid caught with fireworks when his buddies get angry.)  Given that they think they can get away with it, (Like the Crusades example), some people will be vicious for fun. 
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Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
There was a bit in "The Things They Carried" like this, (soldier straps a landmine to a dog for kicks, then acts like a kid caught with fireworks when his buddies get angry.)  Given that they think they can get away with it, (Like the Crusades example), some people will be vicious for fun. 

Oh good god, I was so upset when I read about the water buffalo.

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this isnt as bad as pictures of the woman who crushed the cat in her high heels.
She turned up dead in a river strangled after 4chan found out about it.

I'd be curious to see can anyone on 4chan take down a marine.
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Quote from: Faust on March 05, 2008, 04:20:48 PM
this isnt as bad as pictures of the woman who crushed the cat in her high heels.
She turned up dead in a river strangled after 4chan found out about it.

I'd be curious to see can anyone on 4chan take down a marine.

shit, really?

I never heard about this.  Both of those are awful.

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Quote from: SillyCybin on March 05, 2008, 07:34:46 AM
Lemme get this straight, this guy is a US marine - A guy who has been programmed from the ground up to shoot a baby in the head "if sarge says so" and you're shocked because he can casually kill a fucking puppy?

That's what killers do - they kill things - get over it.

im not shocked...

just disgusted. sure killers kill, but there's orders then there's just plain cock-suckery