BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF A CLIFF

[Cain]

John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.

[hooplala]

As for the rape issue, Hoopla, I hope you are raped by a rabid pack of dogs or models who would rather be naked than wear fur.

  Oh Aini, you nutcase racist, you still amuse me more than anyone else.

[Payne]

As for the rape issue, Hoopla, I hope you are raped by a rabid pack of dogs or models who would rather be naked than wear fur.

  Oh Aini, you nutcase racist, you still amuse me more than anyone else.

I was going to bump that, actually. Made me laugh until my beverage came up through my noise.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Goddamn that bitch was crazy. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

So would you be if you'd been raped by black people as many times as she thought she'd been

[hooplala]

Note that we haven't heard from her since Obama went into office... Duh Duh DUH.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[-Kel-]

this whole thread made me go threw the motions. so here are some pics of what is the norm of soldiers and animals to make with the happy.

[Cain]

Both were later found thrown down the bottom of cliffs.

[-Kel-]

why dont you go throw this from a cliff? it probably won't mind. Or might come back and shit on you. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh my god that thing is ADORABLE!!
If it were black it would look just like Darnell Leroy (kitten)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fruit bats are THE BEST!

[-Kel-]

Fruit bats are THE BEST!

Agreed! I wish i could own one. But my cats would probably freak.