BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF A CLIFF

[Triple Zero]

no, and neither did the puppy, which is now a zombie werecreature out to get the schmuck.

the puppy's name was John???

[Cain]

John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Triple Zero]

John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.

[Cain]

For those who do not regularly login on /x/

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/836450/1/DOOM_Repercussions_of_Evil

[LMNO]

That is always so amazing.

[Random Probability]

My favorite pasta.

[Golden Applesauce]

http://fanfictionredux.ytmnd.com/

A dramatic reading of the original fanfic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Completely excellent!

[Reginald Ret]

ok allow me to recap, marine tosses puppy off cliff, everybody agrees that hurting puppies is bad, and that war is the cause for this, and that war is also bad. Then  a war breaks out(including polarisation and lots of  ) over what bit of this tangled web was TEH ULTIMATE CAUSE^TM. And nobody notices  any resemblance between the subject and the thread?

humans make me 

[Random Probability]

Fixed that for ya.

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[Payne]

P3nt.

I have one more reason to kill you.

No one wants to see that in the morning.

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