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Started by PrincessKLS, March 11, 2008, 11:56:45 PM

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PrincessKLS

March 11, 2008, 11:56:45 PM
Why is my current title on this site, "prison bitch" ?
I am an idiot and I have very poor vaginal hygiene.

Cainad (dec.)

#1
March 12, 2008, 12:16:02 AM
Because everyone with less than 50 posts is a Prison Bitch. Deal with it.

Cainad (dec.)

#2
March 12, 2008, 12:42:48 AM
Actually, no. Don't deal with it. Get irked and leave.

Thurnez Isa

#3
March 12, 2008, 12:51:56 AM
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 11, 2008, 11:56:45 PM
Why is my current title on this site, "prison bitch" ?

your saying that like its some kind of insult
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Faust

#4
March 12, 2008, 12:54:12 AM
I will trade someone a carton of cigs for pkls
Sleepless nights at the chateau

PrincessKLS

#5
March 12, 2008, 12:58:54 AM
Keep your cigs, not just anyone can touch me.
I am an idiot and I have very poor vaginal hygiene.

Faust

#6
March 12, 2008, 12:59:52 AM
i was being facetious. no one here wants you in any way.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Payne

#7
March 12, 2008, 01:02:40 AM
I want her. In a prison for writing threatening letters to Prince Wiliam when her repeated attempts to actually get him interested in her fail.

They WOULD be perfect for eachother though. Thats the tragedy. Stupid and spoilt, peas in a pod.

Agrippa

#8
March 12, 2008, 02:00:36 AM
Dont drop the soap..

The floor is dirty

A.N. Other

#9
March 12, 2008, 02:33:10 AM
50 posts? Damn, I've work to, then.
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

Cainad (dec.)

#10
March 12, 2008, 02:36:46 AM
Quote from: K-Scar on March 12, 2008, 02:33:10 AM
50 posts? Damn, I've work to, then.

^ ZOMG 23rd post!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
March 12, 2008, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 12, 2008, 12:58:54 AM
Keep your cigs, not just anyone can touch me.

I don't think that most people WANT to touch porcine southern chicks with enormous saggly gazongas.

So it's a good thing you have that rule, to protect you from disappointment.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eve

#12
March 12, 2008, 03:14:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 12, 2008, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 12, 2008, 12:58:54 AM
Keep your cigs, not just anyone can touch me.

I don't think that most people WANT to touch porcine southern chicks with enormous saggly gazongas.

So it's a good thing you have that rule, to protect you from disappointment.

Nigel, you are so win.  :lulz:
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
March 12, 2008, 03:25:33 AM
 :thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#14
March 13, 2008, 04:33:44 AM
Nigel kicks ass ITT.  Eve = brushing wiff tr00fpaste.

PrickwiffLDS, fuck the fuck off, ya feckin' cuntbasket.
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