YEARS LATER:
I did a ton of these this year for my college's egg hunt for kids a few weeks ago. I took some of the tamer sayings, drew pictures on slips of paper with the message, and put them in the eggs with candy and such. The kids got a kick out of it, and I think some parents dug it, too (although I did have a lot of confused looks, but that's par the course). If I can find some pictures, I'll post 'em here.