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Different kinds of enlightenment.

Started by Requia ☣, March 14, 2008, 06:46:31 PM

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Requia ☣

Screw the 5000 on each side, I wanna see Richard Dawkins and Pat Robertson fight to the death with their bare hands.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

P3nT4gR4m

The human body contains around eight pints of blood.

Why watch 16pints spilled when you could do 80,000.

Think spectacle. Think crowd pleaser. Think big!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Jenne

Good works really matter, especially in the afterlife.

Nice guys finish first.

True love conquers all.

Wait...I think my cynicism bone is itching, sorry.