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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 27, 2008, 04:32:12 AM

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#30
April 01, 2008, 12:47:34 PM Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 01:04:56 PM by Disorder
Oh, sorry, not without anything. Clothes are allowed.  :)

But, it is actually possible to survive even without clothes.
The best insulation against the cold is snow. You just have to be very quick, dig a hole about the size of your body X 2, add some "support walls" made of sticks and everything you can find, and then add LOTS of snow on top of your holes "roof" and "walls". Your own body-heat will warm that small place in no time above 0 celsius. And that is tested IRL by me. The digging part is tricky and hard, but possible. (good practice for digging the icy ground is to go to finnish-army) Best thing would surely be if you would find some sort of "natural" hole, or couple of "well-designed" rocks where you could fit in between. But, in reality you don't have the time going on and searching such. So be quick or be dead. (iron maiden sucks, btw)

And the food? Well, i don´t know about the place where you live in, but in here one can almost eat everything what grows. Even moss. Frozen berries, roots, pine twigs, bark for the bad-asses and so on.
And the water is not a problem here.  :)
You will not survive with that kind of "food" for long, but it may save your life.
I am very calm

Payne

#31
April 01, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
DID YOU WEAVE YOUR CLOTHES FROM LEAVES, HELD TOGETHER WITH SPOOGE?











(or did some virtual slave laborer in The City make them for you?)

Reeducation

#32
April 01, 2008, 01:11:21 PM
And to add again something.

If you want your hole to be a little more comfortable, you can make a "floor" of pine twigs and such.
It will insulate the place even more. The twigs are dry, everything is actually dry at winter, because frost has this one quality. It dries things.  :)
I am very calm

B_M_W

#33
April 01, 2008, 01:54:25 PM
This can be done.

Hellavu uncomfortable though.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

LMNO

#34
April 01, 2008, 02:33:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:22:45 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 31, 2008, 03:25:12 PM
Thoreau had people bring him groceries.

And his "self-sufficiency" involved scavenging old buildings.

Walden's greatest fallacy is that you can scavenge for a living, that EVERYONE can scavenge for a living, with nobody actually making anything in the first place.

THOREAU WAS A FREEGAN!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
April 02, 2008, 02:58:52 AM
When I say "rustic" I'm not talking about going all fucking David Kaczynski. I'm talking about living in an actual structure of some kind, and maybe having a garden and chickens and solar panels or some such shit, and being able to go to town to buy staples every once in a while.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
April 02, 2008, 06:14:18 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 01, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
DID YOU WEAVE YOUR CLOTHES FROM LEAVES, HELD TOGETHER WITH SPOOGE?

(or did some virtual slave laborer in The City make them for you?)

I hunt and gather as follows:

I stalk into the store, and stun the proprietor with money. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reeducation

#37
April 02, 2008, 06:59:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 02, 2008, 02:58:52 AM
When I say "rustic" I'm not talking about going all fucking David Kaczynski. I'm talking about living in an actual structure of some kind, and maybe having a garden and chickens and solar panels or some such shit, and being able to go to town to buy staples every once in a while.

One of my friends lives almost like that. Though he does not have those chickens.
I am very calm

Payne

#38
April 02, 2008, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2008, 06:14:18 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 01, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
DID YOU WEAVE YOUR CLOTHES FROM LEAVES, HELD TOGETHER WITH SPOOGE?

(or did some virtual slave laborer in The City make them for you?)

I hunt and gather as follows:

I stalk into the store, and stun the proprietor with money. 

An effective tactic.

How, exactly, does it result in the death of 11/12ths of humanity? It may come in handy to kow how this system REALLY works.  :lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
April 02, 2008, 07:53:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2008, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2008, 06:14:18 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 01, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
DID YOU WEAVE YOUR CLOTHES FROM LEAVES, HELD TOGETHER WITH SPOOGE?

(or did some virtual slave laborer in The City make them for you?)

I hunt and gather as follows:

I stalk into the store, and stun the proprietor with money. 

An effective tactic.

How, exactly, does it result in the death of 11/12ths of humanity? It may come in handy to kow how this system REALLY works.  :lol:



It doesn't.   :sad:

I am naked and ashamed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#40
April 02, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
Here, have a fig leaf. I'm uncomfortable with nakedness.

LMNO

#41
April 02, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
This is Roger we're talking about.


::Hands TGRR a banana leaf::

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
April 02, 2008, 08:13:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 02, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
This is Roger we're talking about.


::Hands TGRR a banana leaf::

:lulz:

Better hand it to Maria.  She is the custodian of The Junk.

TGRR,
Hasn't kept that on his person since 2006.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#43
April 02, 2008, 08:15:08 PM
 :lulz:

That was me, thinking in picture formats again.

~~~Payne: Hasn't moved on from the Catholic Church style of Censorship in Art yet.
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