This is a Very Serious Topic

[Cainad (dec.)]

No fair, I died in a blogging accident.

ah right, "died in a blogging accident" is an xkcd meme, might wanna take that into account

We'll avoid using that exact phrase then.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Teenage Girl Dies from Continuous Blogging......

In a tragic tale of too much to say in too little time.  Wendy Loseray had sat blogging at her computer her parents tell us for over 72 hours straight during spring break. 

"She was eating and drinking I know because we took food and juice up to her room" says her distraught mother, Socha Loseray. 

However, what her parents did not know was that Wendy did not leave her seat to use the restroom.  Her parents found her unconscous and barely breathing on fourth evening and made numerous attempts to revive her.  Then read her blog to see if she had left a suicide note.  Afterwards calling 911.  Unfortunately all of the gasses and liquids had entered Wendy's bloodstream and though every attempt was made at the hospital, including getting her on the transplant list, Wendy died Friday.

"This is a wake up call to parents everywhere" says Wendy's father Imar Loseray.  "Parents have to see that computers are evil and the devil can come through and posess them to forget everything but the computer."

Services will be announced once Wendy's body is relaeased for burial.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Internet Rivalries Gone Amok

Unknown to many of us, there are vicious battles being fought over the internet as we speak. Internet bloggers are often known as sources of witty commentary, or not-so-witty commentary as the case may be, but occasionally bloggers will get into disagreements with each other. Political bloggers are the most obvious example, but nearly any topic that people disagree on in real life can be the cause of one of these "blog wars." The hapless victims of this senseless verbal violence are usually nothing more than the warring bloggers' egos.

Rarely, however, does the tension get so high that anything worse happens. Unfortunately for former bloggers Greg Hill and Omar Thornley, the conflict cost them their lives.

Yes, you read that right folks: argument over the internet has resulted in the mutual death of the arguers, without either party lifting a finger against the other in any physical way. Both victims were found dead at their keyboards, one dead by stress-induced heart attack and the other by stress-induced brain aneurysm. The correlation between their deaths was only discovered several days later, as family members of both bloggers sorted through their internet history.

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[Man With Hat]

God damn the USA. 

[Vene]

No fair, I died in a blogging accident.

ah right, "died in a blogging accident" is an xkcd meme, might wanna take that into account

Hmm, good point.  I forgot about that.  Even so, I am a fan of that comic.

Maybe something like "bloggers killed my family?"

[gathabloodline]

I youth christian in wisconsin was found in his room viciously blog raped by his sunday school teacher. Sources cannot confirm whether the firewall is to blame, or the boy's overlly flirtatious comments, with excessive talk of 'being one with lord jebus'.

[Random Probability]

Speaking of xkcd....

http://xkcd.com/239/

[Soup]

What about moldy cheese? THAT is a serious problem, cheese is the perfect food and when perfection goes moldy it hurts everyone

[Random Probability]

What about moldy cheese? THAT is a serious problem, cheese is the perfect food and when perfection goes moldy it hurts everyone

Just use mustard.  Everything is made better with mustard.

[Chairman Risus]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is a picture I found googling "serious injury"

[Bu🤠ns]

that man has no neck!

[AFK]

What about moldy cheese? THAT is a serious problem, cheese is the perfect food and when perfection goes moldy it hurts everyone

Nah, think of it as building culture.  Seriously. 

[Vene]

that man has no neck!

He removed it to make room for more serious.

[P3nT4gR4m]

It was a night he would remember for a very, very long time.