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Agnostic Prayer

Started by Iason Ouabache, March 20, 2008, 07:34:34 AM

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Iason Ouabache

Blatantly stolen from somewhere else:

The Nutter's Prayer to the Agnostic Goddesses Ida Know, Inat Sure, and May Bea.

Great Agnostic Goddesses, I pray thee and beseech thee to deliver me from the idiotic certainty as to whether or not undetectable, omnipotent sky-thingies are there. Bless me with the wisdom to see that gods, goddesses, skybullies, ghosts and space aliens are all equally viable explanations for why weird things happen in this world. Let me not be locked into unimaginative scientific thinking ALL the FRIGGEN time, because sometimes it's fun to believe in dragons. We ask this of you in the name of our lord and saviour, Whatshisname "Bob"

Amen
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barumunk

hehehehe  :lol:


why the Bob though (is it from the subGenii)


"For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure; but chewed, are for the most part cast up again without effect." Thomas Hobbes

I was always taught to chew everything before i swallow.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: barumunk on March 20, 2008, 07:36:20 AM
hehehehe  :lol:


why the Bob though (is it from the subGenii)
I'm not sure.  Someone posted it on Yahoo!Answers.  Don't know where she got it from and I can't message her to ask.
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hooplala

It ain't "Bob", without the " ".
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Hoopla on March 24, 2008, 04:57:48 PM
It ain't "Bob", without the " ".
Duly noted.  OP has been amended.
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