Discordianism - not banned in China

[Jasper]

I was imagining some situation where I can enable people to do stupid things.  It's a pattern of mine.

[Jenne]

Post a buncha shit about boycotting the Olympics in Beijing. 

[Triple Zero]

I was imagining some situation where I can enable people to do stupid things.  It's a pattern of mine.

fucking with people who will get thrown into chinese jails over censorship laws is probably slightly less funny than leaving pr0n at your dentist's, don't you think?

[Jasper]

Possibly.  Depends on the porn, I say.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.

HOLY FUCK!!! I AGREE WITH ROGER!!! I AM NOW GONNA CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I was imagining some situation where I can enable people to do stupid things.  It's a pattern of mine.

fucking with people who will get thrown into chinese jails over censorship laws is probably slightly less funny than leaving pr0n at your dentist's, don't you think?

I dunno... some of the people in the Chinese jails might end up in dentist offices (or at least parts of them), as the little sample jaws/teeth things that sit on the Dr's desk. And if they were sitting on top of Pron...


DOUBLE LOL!

[Triple Zero]

so, are you saying we should leave hentai in dentist's offices? because i think that would make you a DOUBLE PEDO

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

so, are you saying we should leave hentai in dentist's offices? because i think that would make you a DOUBLE PEDO

Oriental Narylathotepian Necrophilia for teh WINZ!

[Faust]

That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.

If by your efforts, you can make the world a better place, unite people in harmony, and somehow remove all the problems to effectively create the perfect world...



then there will be nothing left but for it to collapse upon itself in a glorious catastrophic nightmare.


Faust
-Played with dominoes  as a child.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

Um, wait.  Is this leading towards giving some sort of shit about what the monkeys do to each other?

Because if it is, count me out.  Fucking humans are more trouble than they're worth.

If by your efforts, you can make the world a better place, unite people in harmony, and somehow remove all the problems to effectively create the perfect world...



then there will be nothing left but for it to collapse upon itself in a glorious catastrophic nightmare.


Faust
-Played with dominoes  as a child.

[Sweeper137]

That or, like, help them upload illegal data like videos out of the country.

I like this idea except they will almost certainly shut it down within days if we tried this

[Verbal Mike]

Thus getting us a flash of publicity!
Yay.
?

[Jasper]

The idea was admittedly soggy and needs a new angle. 

How about...

...We go to their forums and post rants translated by babelfish?

[Iason Ouabache]

The idea was admittedly soggy and needs a new angle. 

How about...

...We go to their forums and post rants translated by babelfish?

We aren't a legitimate religion until we start an international incident.

[Anch]

If by your efforts, you can make the world a better place, unite people in harmony, and somehow remove all the problems to effectively create the perfect world...



then there will be nothing left but for it to collapse upon itself in a glorious catastrophic nightmare.


Faust
-Played with dominoes  as a child.

Wasn't...wasn't the Antichrist supposed to be some European politician, uniting the Whole World, solving Every Problem and then, with with an air of glee and nonchalance, proceeding to cause what could probably be called a 'glorious catastrophic nightmare'?