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Discordianism - not banned in China

Started by Cain, March 23, 2008, 04:47:57 PM

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Jasper

#30
April 30, 2008, 08:33:31 PM
Says who?

hooplala

#31
April 30, 2008, 08:46:19 PM
Paul Lynde.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jasper

#32
April 30, 2008, 08:54:13 PM
He seems like a pretty bright fellow.

TheLastLump

#33
May 08, 2008, 05:54:56 PM
Quote from: IasonOuabache on April 28, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
We aren't a legitimate religion until we start an international incident.

Hell, we might even get a few days of publicity out of it. Go for it!

I'll buy a b33r for the first person to say something to China leading to a civil war.
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Jesus, please holla back..." -The Game

doughboy359: Don't be angry cause you're a heretical pagan, we'll still accept you if you convert. Doughboy, on being a Catholic.

Cain

#34
May 08, 2008, 06:53:32 PM
To be honest, that wouldn't be very hard.

A CCP official physically pushed around a Chinese peasant and it started three days of street rioting.

I shall need:

One (1) Japanese assassin for hire
One (1) intinerary of a PLA General
Six (6) hired thugs to shadow the assassin
Two (2) well placed Western journalists with cameras
Three (3) Playboy bunnies, and
One (1) bottle of 50 year old Glen Grant, or Krug champagne, whichever is more readily available
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