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Nemesis and Buddy Redux

Started by Cramulus, March 26, 2008, 12:51:23 AM

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Cramulus

I've updated the chart to depict Hoopla's 1-sided friendship with Fred.


Eve

Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Cainad (dec.)

Oh good.

Also: YAY I'M ON THE CHART NAO!

Nast

I wanna be someone's buddy, but end up dramatically stabbing them on March 15th
because they got in the way of the Roman Senate.  :)

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus


Dr. Paes


Eve

Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 26, 2008, 04:39:31 AM
I wanna be someone's buddy, but end up dramatically stabbing them on March 15th
because they got in the way of the Roman Senate.  :)



Chances of you remembering this a year from now?
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Kimmy Gibbler

I am in dire need of someone to like.  Or at least be allied with.
KIMMY GIBBLER:  SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

Requia ☣

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 26, 2008, 01:30:29 AM
Quote from: Requiem on March 26, 2008, 01:23:40 AM
How come I always end up enemies with whoever is in charge?

This is a sign you might be a Discordian.  Or a disagreeable little snot.

Oh, right.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Bu🤠ns

#54
 :argh!: what the fuck is going on here!  :argh!:

ed...ooooooooohhhhhhhhh


fuck.










:cry:.... what did i do....

hooplala

I'm not sure I like that one-sided friendship... Fred, this means war.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

Fuck Thurnez.


I wanna be buddies with Enrico.

AFK

Ooh, ooh, I want in on this sociological experiment. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

WIFE!

IT IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TIEM! :eek:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cramulus

I have updated the chart again. This time, I have added some motivations, just to keep things fresh.