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Nemesis and Buddy Redux

Started by Cramulus, March 26, 2008, 12:51:23 AM

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Iason Ouabache

#255
March 29, 2008, 04:49:45 AM Last Edit: March 29, 2008, 05:48:27 AM by IasonOuabache
Quote from: Roo on March 29, 2008, 03:53:56 AM
The only person I've known that does that is a certifiable alcoholic.   :sad:
Alcoholic have addictive personalities and poor financial sense (especially when drunk).  That's why every bar has electronic poker machines.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Jenne

#256
March 29, 2008, 04:51:57 AM
Sad reason to go to a bar.  /restating ad nauseum

Roo

#257
March 29, 2008, 05:38:22 PM
So far as I know, the reason to go to the bar is not to play video poker...is just what they end up doing once they get there. It's always "hey I'm going to the bar to pick up chicks." Only they forgot it's monday night, and there are no women at that bar. or something.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#258
March 29, 2008, 06:02:13 PM
That's depressing. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#259
March 29, 2008, 06:47:23 PM
Alcoholics generally are.

P3nT4gR4m

#260
March 29, 2008, 08:44:31 PM
They're also way too drunk to give a tapdancing shit about how that makes you feel  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#261
March 29, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Getting that drunk always gives me a headache.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vene

#262
March 29, 2008, 09:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Getting that drunk always gives me a headache.
That would be the dehydration.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#263
March 29, 2008, 09:40:54 PM
Quote from: Vene on March 29, 2008, 09:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
Getting that drunk always gives me a headache.
That would be the dehydration.

I thought that was after?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#264
March 29, 2008, 09:55:23 PM
The alcohol dehydrates you straight away, you just don't notice the thirst as you are drunk.

You will notice the headaches however.

Try drinking a glass of water every few drinks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#265
March 29, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
I usually drink a lot of water... also I like to intersperse my drinking with ham sandwiches.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#266
March 29, 2008, 11:28:44 PM
Pork pies are also advisable.

According to Withnail from "Withnail & I", granted, but still recomended.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#267
March 30, 2008, 12:11:24 AM
Mmmm pork pies! We don't have those around here. EVERYPLACE has panini though!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vene

#268
March 30, 2008, 12:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2008, 09:55:23 PM
The alcohol dehydrates you straight away, you just don't notice the thirst as you are drunk.

You will notice the headaches however.

Try drinking a glass of water every few drinks.
Yep.  Physiology, I knows it.

Payne

#269
March 30, 2008, 12:41:13 AM
Quote from: Vene on March 30, 2008, 12:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2008, 09:55:23 PM
The alcohol dehydrates you straight away, you just don't notice the thirst as you are drunk.

You will notice the headaches however.

Try drinking a glass of water every few drinks.
Yep.  Physiology, I knows it.

I know it because I'm Scottish. We have a symbiotic relationship to alcohol.  :D
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