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Dean Kamen, what a loon.

Started by Jasper, April 22, 2008, 11:06:22 PM

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Jasper

He invented the Segway.  As we all know, an incaclulable boon to mankind.  Lately, he's been wasting his time inventing a machine that purifies water, generates power, and runs on cow shit.  Lame, I know.

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/04/dean_kamen_unve.php

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Felix on April 22, 2008, 11:06:22 PM
He invented the Segway.  As we all know, an incaclulable boon to mankind.  Lately, he's been wasting his time inventing a machine that purifies water, generates power, and runs on cow shit.  Lame, I know.

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/04/dean_kamen_unve.php
That's a pretty damn good invention and would definitely revolutionize a lot of third world countries (if it works as claimed).  I just watched the interview with him on The Colbert Report.  He seems to be a little overboard with the Peak Water conspiracy.
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Jasper

Yeah, maybe.  But think- If he's really that much of a nut about water conspiracies, would his machine be a sham?

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