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Started by Reeducation, March 28, 2008, 08:19:24 AM

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Reeducation

March 28, 2008, 08:19:24 AM
I asked my mom: Why did you stab your new husband with a fucking knife?

Mom answered: That fucker was reading the wrong magazine.

I said: You stab people for reading the wrong magazines? Fuck bitch, you are one grazy fuck.

Mom: Listen. My life has been so fucking hard that you cant tell me what to do!

Me: True, but i can say that what you have done is pretty fucked up. You should talk to doctor or something.

Mom: Fuck you, i know what i'm doing. Hang yourself! Die!

And it took about two months and she was in mental hospital. Schizophrenia. Again.
That was six months ago.

Latest news: About two weeks ago she stabbed her husband again.

True story, btw. The point? Well, you tell me.


I am very calm

East Coast Hustle

#1
March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

P3nT4gR4m

#2
March 28, 2008, 12:46:58 PM
Amen brother!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#3
March 28, 2008, 01:07:06 PM
What was the magazine?

BVH
-would stab a fucker for reading the wrong magazine
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#4
March 28, 2008, 01:29:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.


This needs to go up on the newsfeed.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
March 28, 2008, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2008, 01:29:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.


This needs to go up on the newsfeed.

:mittens:

AFK

#6
March 28, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.

Hallelujia!  Preach it brother!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Random Probability

#7
March 31, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2008, 12:24:06 PM
I'll tell you the point: don't stick your dick in crazy.

Fuck.  That must be where I went wrong...  dammit.
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